Kyle

“They got money for wars but can’t feed the poor…”-Tupac. Gen X. ADHD.

[Kyle @mskyle13]

@realtimsharp Why is your cult so obsessed with underage girls?

[Kyle @mskyle13]

And this is why we need to NEVER shut up about LGBTQIA+ rights. And a huge reason why we need a Pride Month.

Imagine having a child who doesn’t feel safe enough with you to not share this most important part of them. Your life must truly suck.

[WSMV 4 Nashville @WSMV]

Tennessee ranked among least safe states for LGBTQ residents, report says https://t.co/oyNtsD5tRj

[Kyle @mskyle13]

@travisakers @GodlyAction I love using Leviticus to tell people to STFU. 🤣

[Kyle @mskyle13]

@bflay @guarnaschelli @chefmarcmurphy I’m watching an old episode of Beat Bobby Flay & I’m yelling at the tv that the all leaves of an artichoke are edible. 🤣 Do only people raised in California know this? We scrape our teeth on the outer leaves but I fully eat the inner leaves

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Kyle @mskyle13]

@MikeASperrazza Or maybe…California actually counts each vote and there are just a lot of people who voted. Y’all’s brains must hurt 24/7 lacking so much common sense.

[Kyle @mskyle13]

@NancyMace I’ve never wanted to join a “league” less if you’re there. Be for fucking real.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Cactuscali19912 Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

[Kyle @mskyle13]

@HunterBiden @pissvortex And my pugs!

[Kyle @mskyle13]

@HunterBiden @pissvortex I like board games. :)

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I bet this goes so hard if you’re fucking stupid

[Kyle @mskyle13]

@ScoutingTheRefs Him and Furlat can eat a bag of dicks.

[Kyle @mskyle13]

Bitch, I know you’re lying. Eat a bag of dicks.

[Marsha Blackburn @VoteMarsha]

Count on it.

[Kyle @mskyle13]

Sounds like the #Preds are trying to sell us some bullshit on another “rebuilding” year.

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

.@frank_seravalli: “#Preds are trying to sell everything possible… According to sources in Nashville ‘it’s getting blown up.’” #Smashville [Frankly Hockey]

[Kyle @mskyle13]

This sucks. And for a 2028 pick…dumb.

[Nashville Predators @PredsNHL]

🔁TRADE:

We've acquired a second-round draft pick in 2028 from Minnesota in exchange for forward Michael McCarron.

Full details » https://t.co/xnaV4CtXJH

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

#kidrock 😂😂

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

P!NK says reports that she has separated from Carey Hart are "fake news."

"I was just alerted to the fact that I'm separated from my husband. I didn't know—thank you, People magazine; thank you, Us Weekly. Thank you for letting me know. I was wondering: would you also like to tell our children? My 14-year-old and 9-year-old are also unaware.

"Or, do you want to talk about some real news? Do you want to talk about the Epstein files? Do you want to talk about systemic racism, or misogyny in sports, or how classy the women's hockey team is, or how 8 of the 12 medals won in the Olympics this year for the US were won by women? Or do you maybe want to talk about the fact that I got nominated the first year I was eligible for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

"Do you want to talk about my accomplishments, or do you only want to talk about my supposed demise? So, 'fake news'—not true. I fucking hate that term. I love you all. Go with God. And trash news: you can do better. Night, night."

[Kyle @mskyle13]

@SeattleKraken Beat The Blues!

[John Mincone @JMincone]

Bruh why couldn’t the Padres just say elbow discomfort 😭

[Kyle @mskyle13]

Imagine saying you can’t read multiple times in one day. 🤣

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

Andrew Tate’s “I’m too smart to read books” video went viral yesterday. His meltdown about it is even better.