macy

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im just someone’s weird sister

[Pastel 🔞 @PastelsHorrors]

i crave a domestic avatar game so fucking badly. bonus points if you can choose which region you want to live in. i want to play as a na'vi in their normal life and make crafts, trade, and gather resources for the clan. i wanna in depth cook and build my own home and gear.

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

???

[pumpkin #FREEIRAN @PVMPKINBVN]

how it feels post nut realizing ur vibrator was prob too loud

[paige @BonerWizard]

🚨 cooter shaking 🚨

[ᦓꪮꪶ IS RESTRICTED :( @autisticnavi]

METKAYINA DLC PLS @AvatarFrontiers

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

“can you explain the gap in your resume?” yes i was applying to jobs for 6 months straight and couldn’t get hired

[exodia . @rarestofall_]

ain’t no nigga in the world worth having to take doxycycline

[fea ── .✦ @unfealtered]

me in afop trying to stubbornly scale mountains instead of just flying up

[Icy @whereicy]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

[n @onlywithn]

sometimes i still feel like the little girl on the playground with no friends

[sol ⊹₊⋆｡°✩ 🪶🌊 @navis0l0]

"the one they call Toe Rook Mock Toe"

[audrey @phlegmme]

Getting trapped in the bird enclosure at the zoo for 1 hour and by the time security comes to rescue me I’m already eating a raw parakeet off the bone