Marley Juarez

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

@CaryAnnaPhelps Because there’s no bags! You have to load every item individually🤣

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

@jjphineas @PADI Brian told me to.

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

Disney plus is my self-care.

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

Me and my friends used to go out and party on the weekends and now we have book club and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t more excited for book club 📖📕 @SarahKayee @liiiiivs

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

@sophietherobot @BunsaSteele @SarahKayee

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

@ChristinaHeavn Well I’m crying it’s fine. Love you and thanks for loving my best friend the way he deserves 💞💞

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

@allysheas Xfinity on demand?

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

Today my dad cleaned out all my siblings cars except for mine because I’m married and I’m “gabriels problem now”😒

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

@philieringo @mellbelleex @maacyelizaabeth Don’t sign me up for that 😂

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

When other girls sneeze vs when I sneeze:

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

I was telling my mom how much more badly behaved my 2nd puppy is than my 1st & how I’m so shocked & exhausted trying to figure out how to even handle him and she said “that’s how I felt when you arrived after Maranda. It’s a little like getting sucker punched”🙃

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

@MachinePix @UtahDWR @ChristinaHeavn

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@hannahdkelley We just did one day and I thought I was gonna die!

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

A little boy at the park asked why coopers tummy was shaved & I said cuz he just had surgery. He asked why and his mom goes “he got neutered so he doesn’t have sexual urges. Cuz remember how we talked about how sexual urges outside of marriage are a sin?” And if that ain’t Utah..

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

This lady in the airport bathroom is telling her daughter she can’t turn 4 unless she’s potty trained. It’s cool little girl, don’t get potty trained and don’t turn 4, that ish is a trap.

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

When I was in kindergarten some bullies tricked my nerdy, naive self into swearing by betting me I couldnt figure out what f-u-c-k spelled and then told on me to the teacher and to this day I think about how rude that was.

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

@ija3234 He’s the most precious toy Aussie ever

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

Having an Australian Shepherd is all fun and games until there’s a wind chill of 15 degrees and he won’t stop crying until you go play outside with him 🙃

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

@larson_kadi I pair kraft Mac and cheese with hot Cheetos 😊

[Marley Juarez @mslebrecht]

It was me for the record, and ⁦@marandalebrecht⁩ still owes me a cheeseburger