Muslim Uncle

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[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

Make #rupali a trend @ahmedabbasi95

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

No oily parthas this Muharram!

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

Uncles are by far the most racist. "beta lock the door I think I see a black guy"

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

"Yoga pent is for yoga not for public use"

[Roxy Hoosen @Roxy_Hoosen]

@MoeParak Living in China? Becoming Doctor? Therefore China Doctor. Also please follow @mslimuncleprblm. Freaking hilarious #legitunclethat

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

Those uncles who make masjid announcements. I don't understand why they choose someone who barely knows English to make announcements.

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

Why do brown uncles say inshAllah after everything, when talking to an arab. #justacceptit #youdontknowarabic

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

"Why am I stared at during the moment of silence in school as if I was responsible for 9/11" #itsokaybeta #istilloveyou

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

The worst thing you can probably say to your dad is that your not interested in medicine or engineering. #dangerzone #dontgothere

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

When little kids mess with uncles. Smh

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

@masudavinci @HaseebImran @AmeenFahad @FarahBhagani @DearFo1lower u guys have to be kidding me. The biggest fobs in the world right here

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

Tweet us an Uncle Problem, and we'll retweet you if your good!

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

#youknowyougotmasjidproblems when you got married uncles coppin looks at other married aunties. Smhh

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

Irene Aunty hittin hard

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

Post fajr dump with the itikaaf bros #thesebrosgotthatspecialstench
#ifeellikeanoutcast

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

Please don't yell across the masjid... especially before the salah when everyone can hear you.

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

Uncles who bust out the loudest Ameen one will ever hear. #thatjointwasheardbythesistersinthebasementyo

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

I honestly think holding your kid in prayer is super haram. #urinfrontofGodbtw
#whycantyoujustsethimaside
#hewascryingthewholetimeanyways

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

Today I prayed my first R rated salah. #icouldseehiscrackallprayer
#talkaboutseriousconcentrationproblems

[Muslim Uncle @mslimuncleprblm]

Uncle I know ur tryna keep up with fashion, but those pants are way too tight on u. Id respect u so much more if u rocked a shalvar kameez