Maggie Decker

I write for the loaners, the forgotten, and the sad. I write because stories live inside me and I want to share them with you.

[Maggie Decker @MsMaggieDecker]

@NerdyPam Just. No.

[Maggie Decker @MsMaggieDecker]

Poor poor ignorant (and sad imo) woman.

[Mark Sheppard @Mark_Sheppard]

Not my God....

[Maggie Decker @MsMaggieDecker]

You can’t just take a universal symbol like “OK” and make it a white supremacy thing. That’s ridiculous. So my little mixed race jew hands can’t ever “OK” again?

[Tom Coates @tomcoates]

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen:

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Scary as fuck weather report. First it's like, ah smart use of green screen, then it's like holy fucking shit.

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Be honest: Do I seem a little clingy to you? https://t.co/6fDk7SwmuE

[Maggie Decker @MsMaggieDecker]

Exactly. #anitablaketaughtmewell #neverwithstupidmeanorugly

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Important PSA: don’t have sex with people who don’t VOTE.

[Maggie Decker @MsMaggieDecker]

This is hilarious. But the exact opposite of my kids. Lol #crazygirls #adrenalinejunkies #wonderwheretheygetit

[Maggie Decker @MsMaggieDecker]

I think I laughed a little too much.

[Maggie Decker @MsMaggieDecker]

Right back atcha sexy lady.

[Simone @51m0n3s]

@MsMaggieDecker I would do this for you!

[Pam Pho @NerdyPam]

Uh... Nike owns Converse, Brenda

[Maggie Decker @MsMaggieDecker]

That horrible moment when your phone tells you it’s out of storage and you have to delete your meme arsenal. #imightneedthatlater #yesineedthatmanysupernaturalmemes #samgirl #deangirl #crowleyforking

[Maggie Decker @MsMaggieDecker]

I’ll second that.

[Maggie Decker @MsMaggieDecker]

#ijustgavemyselfchores

[Simone @51m0n3s]

@MsMaggieDecker #writethemovieyouwanttosee

[Maggie Decker @MsMaggieDecker]

How come the characters on TV never heed the warnings I scream at them?
#whydidyougointhebasement? #itoldyoushewasatraitor #hehasabomb!!! #ineedtowritescreenplays

[Maggie Decker @MsMaggieDecker]

So earlier today I commented on a famous persons tweet and she started following me. I freaked out, maybe peed a little. Then two hours later she unfollowed me. Sigh. #iwascoolfor120minutes #highschoolalloveragain #yougottahavefriends #onemoreroundgirls

[Maggie Decker @MsMaggieDecker]

Uh oh @BetteMidler Maybe they’re afraid of these totes!

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

Martha Stewart's new tote bags hold up to 47 gallons, or 930 pounds, of whatever you want to put in them, so here are 20 ideas for filling up those giant bags https://t.co/dPXuOzdlqw

[Maggie Decker @MsMaggieDecker]

@NerdyPam I read “want to buy a 9yo gamer”. Lol

[Maggie Decker @MsMaggieDecker]

And our stuffed Grovers.