Who else’s partner turned into a complete dickhead postpartum? 🙃 Like, sir… I just grew and birthed a whole human. Could you maybe not make my life harder? 😂
Have you ever had such a long day at work and are so excited to finally crawl into bed and when you walk into your bedroom it smells of nothing but lingering stale farts?! 🤦🏻♀️ #storyofmyfuckinglife
Just at the nail salon sitting on a massage chair that surprisingly kneads between the butt crack area…. felt violated at first but kinda enjoying it now 🤣
Can you believe I ordered my appliances from @TheBrick back in June 2021, told us it’ll be delivered in a month and since then have been continuously lying about the ETA. They’re now saying that it’s coming in October 2022. A whole year and a half later. What a joke!
One of my dogs have killed a total of 14 bunnies in the last 5 years (RIP poor bunnies 😢). Not trying to be funny or anything but doesn’t it kind of make him a serial killer? 🤷🏻♀️
These last few days leading up to our vacay has been stressful and exhausting af! Dodging Covid and the volatile mortgage rates are going to be the death of me! 🙋🏻♀️=🤯=⚰️