Michael Smith

Cat lover. Political junkie. #DragonSquad

[Michael Smith @msmithca11]

Where's the lie?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[freck @frecklesfracker]

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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i call on randy fine to go on ozempic

[Michael Smith @msmithca11]

@cenkuygur @RebellionPac @turek4iowa @HamawyForNJ Not doing primary coverage these days?

[Michael Smith @msmithca11]

@GHFan10130 Nothing like the uncle he's named after

[Michael Smith @msmithca11]

@whoopdeedoot If they don't like it, Israel will come get him

[Michael Smith @msmithca11]

@DanteIsAVibe He got hit over the hear like Roger on #YR

[Michael Smith @msmithca11]

@ThexyBeatht_2 I got you

[Michael Smith @msmithca11]

@Andie00471 @JamieBonkiewicz @MileMarker70 His niece Mary claims he once said to her "Holy shit Mary, you're stacked!" though.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “People still get mad at me when I say these motherfuckers are Nazis. They are. Just because they’re Jewish doesn’t change that dynamic. Israel’s a Nazi country. It’s just objectively true. People cannot fight back against this assertion that is born out of truthful analysis of the facts represented by Israel’s actions so they just go you’re an antisemite, shut the fuck up”

[Michael Smith @msmithca11]

@OltlD42 @SoapOperaNewss Maybe that's where Diane has "disappeared" to.

[Michael Smith @msmithca11]

@_imperfectfaith 🫂

[Natasha @Natasha_Brynn1]

And magically nobody is talking about them anymore.

Keep talking, keep sharing

[Michael Smith @msmithca11]

@TracyTea Was that when Dead Alan was haunting Tracy?

[Michael Smith @msmithca11]

@crimsonrum I don't want Drew dead. Then why did you shoot him in the back twice?

[Michael Smith @msmithca11]

@cosmepolitics Omg he's still alive! Riddler II from Batman 67

[Michael Smith @msmithca11]

@Gregpuna Good to meet you old boy

[Michael Smith @msmithca11]

@ChrisLMcKenna I didn't even recognize him until now! The last time I saw him was on Dynasty/The Colbys in the 80s.

[Michael Smith @msmithca11]

@shawzsav @WarmandFuzzy7 I went with being a cat man 😸

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The sitting president of the United States sent lawyers from our department of justice to make sure our former Attorney General didn’t answer any questions about his potential involvement in a child sex trafficking ring.

But sure, nothing to see here, right?