MODIBA

[MODIBA @msmodipa]

I stepped on someones trainers and apologised. He said “It’s okay”
I said “Personally, I wouldn’t have that”

[AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19 @LazarusKumi]

My wife asking me to take her to the Maldives to celebrate and I remembered I ain’t even part of the squad. Goodnight

[MJs Nose Job @ewwww2345]

No-one should try to kill me or even fight me over man. If we're dealing with the same man just let me know and I'll release him to you. No man is worth even a scratch on my face

[leci. @lecij_]

to the nearest thousand………

[JT Khalid 💸 @stfukhaleeed]

I bought a ticket for DAVIDO's concert in london without realizing the date collided with my wedding date.

If anyone is interested in taking my place, it's at Amore Gardens, Lagos on august 14th
Her name is Fateemah

[Tumelo 🇿🇼🌺 @mancubeza]

The weight I carry behind me is very dangerous

[MODIBA @msmodipa]

@Nifemilake 😭😭 not you calling them all out. What did he doo?

[Yang @jadorechrista]

Ah this is horrible.

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

You have to do crossword puzzles to keep the dementia away bc it's going to be really embarrassing when you're 70 and you keep repeating brainrot like, "Darling hold my haaandd nothing beats a Jet2holiday." While your kids and grandkids weep at your bedside.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Me getting out of the relationship my friends warned me about

[Palang🦁 @PU7AMADRE]

May Allah strike down on every rapist that walks on this earth

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

Im not in Dubai or Greece and that’s the main issue I have right now

[— don @dracosrevenge]

the reason why i’m never bothered when my parents say they’re disappointed in me is because i’m not really impressed by them either

[Millicent Bystander🧍🏼‍♀️😮‍💨 @__lucynow]

😭😭😭 bro

[naw 🇲🇦 @imsogxne]

I’ll never forget the day KFC had me wash dishes for my interview & never hired me

[Lord Bish 👑 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @nondeThecreator]

watching The Bear because I know Carmy will have an even worse day than me

[Wade Lentz @wadelentz]

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we'll be home around 9 pm tonight.

[samantha’s mumba @mikeyisbrown]

in my boyfriend’s apartment alone wearing his clothes, eating his food, watching his tv