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indoor cat. oxford comma advocate. she/her

[( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡) @msmooonny]

it's a beautiful day, i just wish the dinosaurs were here to see it 😔

[Marley 🥀 @marleytargaryen]

Grandma is crazy bruh lol all cause she don’t get touchy and sexual with you? Did you come on the show to fuck? You’ve only known her for like 2 weeks lol not everybody is into that stuff so quickly. Win her heart maybe? Idk lol #LoveIslandUSA

[Keyshawndior. @shawnxcartier]

Love island being in theatres is so funny. Bitch is my ticket free? I pay my peacock monthly!

[jude @wishfu1l]

you new boy mom love island viewers would not be able handle maura mother higgins

[vallerie⁷ 𐙚⋆˚ @soobinzhrt]

mind you zach hasn’t explored shit fr but he got the most mouth

[cay @koralinadean]

“he’s like christopher columbus exploring shit thats already been explored” oh melanie….the spirit of amaya papaya’s pen entered u #loveislandusa

[sydnee 🌱 @ginasfsydnee]

two months of toby!!!!!!! he's my best friend :)

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

Therye called beans

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

When a cat wraps around your arm and bites you and starts doing bunny kicks that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Hotel ACs are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Hot take: No professional sports team should ever receive a single cent of public taxpayer money to build a stadium. If a team can afford a billion-dollar roster, they can afford their own real estate. Why are we still subsidizing billionaires?

[prin 𖤍 @velcrolezbo]

why didn’t he consider that he’s just ugly

[paleta🎀 @p1nkpaleta]

you can genuinely say rape is bad and men will argue with you about it

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

[rat liker @rat_liker]

I have literally never been to a pride parade that didn't have shitloads of straight people showing up. People bring straight friends and family, community members come to watch/support, it's a big party. And yet every year people take it upon themselves to scold bi women.

[( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡) @msmooonny]

@GorjusRetard @0x0EXE aye happy pride man

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[trin @MAXXXXXlNE]

https://t.co/PBqDsAiQrd

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

people will be like "i won't eat octopus, they're too smart" and then turn around and eat pigs

[( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡) @msmooonny]

@kon333333334 @nixonist is a different situation the same? no. next stupid question

[( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡) @msmooonny]

@nixonist why is rape wrong in that case? bc it's a violation of her body??? consent exists????