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i am straight but i don’t hate 🤩🤩🥰😺😺❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈🌈🌈
TWITTER THISIS A PARODY ACCOUNT PLEASE DONT SUSPEND ME PLEASE IM ON MY KNEES I AM BEGGING PLEASE TWI

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"I'm not fat, I'm big boner"
-Cartman

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Just had my first real baby and this nasty little gremlin troll still won't stop harassing me. I will surely be taking this out on Tom Fulp Mpreg

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I just had my first baby (besides the other 2)!! Welcome to the world little Tom Fulp Mpreg🥹❣️

[Family Guy @FamilyGuyonFOX]

rt if you think brian is on the hub

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TIL what it means to love

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bitches covet my slime

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This is lowkey me with those whom I have grown distant

[Minion @ItsTheMinions]

😥

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Am I the only one who doesn't get this new trend??

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When you eat that kraft instnat mac and cheese and turn into a voluptuous cartoon mother🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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#KraftMacAndCheeseGotMeLike

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How it feels to eat mac and cheese as a man

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I got my first like!!

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They told me i would make it big with this one... i sunk thousands into people who claimed they knew how the algorithm worked. fuck my life.

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all my friends are lisa simpson moe

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Who else gets turned on when the alligator dances behind the shower curtain in where's my water

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@VENGOLOR_ I'm just so upset about pocket mortys

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I'm going to kill my boyfriend becaus eof this

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@WeLuvJackGang44 @ACGreyZee #SpongeBobIsNextGreysonViralVideo 🎈🫧

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@VENGOLOR_ is that a new symbol like <3?

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Why doesn't Nohara Shinnosuke from Crayon Shin Chan amplify women's voices

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This account is now half my age!! #MyXAnniversary