Mariah Swan

Pastry Chef making doughnuts and spiking milkshakes for your pleasure!

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@TrumanJasper I’ve always been a fan of “Not today!! Why oh why, not todaaayyyyy!” With lots of snotty sobs.

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@LAPDCentralArea walking on Spring near 6th, LAPD SUV with 2 officers rolled past, driver was using both hands to text on his phone, eyes off the road, holding up traffic.

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@ThisWeekInAbs His f*cks are so efficient. #goals

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@ThisWeekInAbs Oh! I know the best version of that song! It’s the silent remix.

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@ThisWeekInAbs @gayestepisode @ThisWeekInAbs Peacock has It’s a Living available to stream.

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@RalphsGrocery the Sunland CA location doesn’t seem to have an employees disinfecting self-checkout after each use, nor wipes for customers to use after using self-checkout.

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Came up with a fun game to play while watching @somegoodnews. Tally up how often things on the chart happen. Add it all up and donate the sum to your favorite charity!

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@ThisWeekInAbs The sexual tension was real. #keanutonreeves

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@ThisWeekInAbs I did, because it’s #Everything

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@DisneylandDTD Samantha at the Cove Bar is wonderful!! Great service!!

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@HamillHimself @realbdw Thank you for that. She meant so much.

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@DesperateAnnie It

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@TrumanJasper More energy points earned for effort of getting out those extra syllables.

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@ConanOBrien #dreambigprincess

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@latimes Got our paper delivered this morning & it was your competitor, the Daily News. Feeling altruistic?We pay for the Times, not Daily.

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@Beathhigh @QuintinJardine @BloodyScotland m

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@LaCabanitaCA Love dining in, but to go orders are often wrong. Paid 4 chicken quesadilla, but got a regular one. Pls double check orders.

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@HawaiianAir Forgot something on the plane from LAX to HNL for Food and Wine. Can you help?

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Is Trump going to make his 10 yr old son his Cyber Crime Czar? #Debates2016

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The next Footnotes of @dadwroteaporno should be "James Watches Straight Porn," aka "Rub a Dub Nub."