Molly Sneden

[Molly Sneden @msneden]

There's nothing more terrifying than sneezing while holding a full drink

[Molly Sneden @msneden]

In the true spirit of cinco de mayo, I just saw a man pull out his own private bag of warm, pocket lime wedges

[Molly Sneden @msneden]

Remembering that one time a woman took a shit in the middle of a coffee shop, and someone stepped in it #lol

[Molly Sneden @msneden]

There's nothing sexier than trying to put on tights when it's humid out

[Molly Sneden @msneden]

When it comes to Bloody Mary's, my parents can drink me under the table any day

[Molly Sneden @msneden]

"So your dentist did a sexy finger dance on your gums?" @Colinjkirk247

[Molly Sneden @msneden]

America runs on left over pad Thai

[Molly Sneden @msneden]

The older I get, the more I start to rationalize Brittany Spears' 2007 meltdown

[Molly Sneden @msneden]

A half zombie walks into the room. A large pizza is given to them. The half zombie eats said pizza and returns to their normal state. I am the half zombie

[Molly Sneden @msneden]

You can find me at the bar. I'm the one that's 3 glasses of wine deep and smells like onion rings

[Molly Sneden @msneden]

It's me, I'm back

[Molly Sneden @msneden]

my room smells like McDonals, but thats probably because i just had McDonalds.

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@BrookieMcG hey now it's only 2am here!! Blessing and a curse for sure

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@slammydunc hahaha oops

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"But all I really wanted was a burrito"

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its a great day when you, @BrookieMcG and your teacher are all wearing matching shoes...

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ABCFamily is bringing back 90's Disney shows🙌🙌

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@snedmeister stioop

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Just killed a fly by whipping it with a towel. I guess you can call me a ninja now

[Molly Sneden @msneden]

Today I grabbed a handful of gummi beard and they were all yellow. What are the chances!!!