Shelly NitNots

I'm on a mission, but it's impossible.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

I told myself I should stop drinking...

But I'm not going to listen to some drunk who talks to himself.

[Shelly NitNots @MsNitnots]

You need ID for cigarettes but not to vote.

[Shelly NitNots @MsNitnots]

If you want heaven, you have to go through hell.

[Dayna Jade🖤 @DaynaJade13]

Your confidence
Triggers their insecuries

Not your problem

[120yearz @120yearz]

get closure by telling them to go fuck themselves

[Mac Dickson @MacDicksonShow]

Yes, I know it's hard to imagine, but my social media life is just as boring as my real life.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

As a person who wants to go far in life, learn not to talk too much.

[Shelly NitNots @MsNitnots]

@DBStoner About time.

[Shelly NitNots @MsNitnots]

How about you get your own personality instead of taking on everyone else’s, you psycho.

[Shelly NitNots @MsNitnots]

Why, may I ask, does my tea smell like salmon?

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

The one thing we don't have in common: sense.

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

She's a 10 (years old).
And in some parts of the world she's some perverts wife.

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

Hey look, it's Thirsty Thursday.

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

Your tweet spoke to me.
So I muted it.

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

Don't bitch about my tweets.
You get what you pay for, and Twitter is free.

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

Oh don't worry, I've been called much worse.

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

10 years of flirting, and nothing to show.

[Shelly NitNots @MsNitnots]

My biggest regret is cancelling a PTO day.

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

You're all heart.
And no RT.

[Shelly NitNots @MsNitnots]

@Big_Green_Guy_1 ❤️

[Shelly NitNots @MsNitnots]

@Big_Green_Guy_1 Thanks!

[Shelly NitNots @MsNitnots]

Filter… cause im old af. #yesfilter