Jen

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

Whenever someone says, “can I be honest with you?” it’s never anything you’re going to want to hear.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

It was raining so hard and there I was, sitting on the couch covered in cats & dogs.

Them: Don’t you mean “raining cats and dogs.”

Me: No

[K Squared @thatdentaldude]

“Burnin for you” by Blue Oyster Cult is my favorite song about an STD

[Samuel @Sammy_1999_]

My idea of romantic is listening to Metallica on 100 and calling you my dirty little slut.

[J.W. Atkin @Atkin_Jw]

i have reached the beautiful stage of life where disappointment no longer requires a reaction

[The Last Unicorn YouKnow @Scorpio1080]

Listen to the story that you've heard a 100 times. There may come a day you wish you could hear it just once more.

[Nyla ❤️‍🔥 @Nylasback]

Some people want the privileges of being desired without the responsibility of being decent.

[Nyla ❤️‍🔥 @Nylasback]

being real about everything is attractive

[𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓵 𝓣𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 @LavenderXLovely]

I’ve learned that having
a soft heart doesn’t mean
every door needs to stay open.

[𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓵 𝓣𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 @LavenderXLovely]

Those eyes of his… those lips.
I just… wonder what it would
feel like to look into his eyes
and finally kiss him.

[TwizdydKlown @TwizdydKlown]

i just discovered a new part of the bed.. the middle of it, and omg it is roomy af.

[OneToothTeXan @OneToothTeXan]

Never thought I’d have to block “GIF”.

Yet, here we are.

[Social Outcast @SocialOutcast82]

I have nothing in common with people who don't strive to continuously grow as a person.

[Social Outcast @SocialOutcast82]

The audacity of you to not respond to the messages I forgot to hit send on...

[Workplace Barbie @JustRadEnough]

The most important thing about doing a good deed is not telling everyone about it.

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

My favourite self-affirmation is “way to go, dumbass.”

[Functionally Feral @FeralFerrell]

you aren’t hanging with six kinds of bird on the beach while watching harbour seals frolic in the inlet enough, btw

[Workplace Barbie @JustRadEnough]

One day I want to nap like my dog and wake up wondering when the fuck everyone came home.

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

And now we return to our regularly scheduled clusterfuck already in progress

[K Squared @thatdentaldude]

I used to be a narcissist but I’m better than that now.

[Val💋 @thebalkanaunt]

telepathically hugging you from behind and kissing your neck