Stu, For Real

screaming on the inside

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

What, this is my emotional support rabid wolf

[Bad Mikey @BadMikeyBad]

Welcome to Twitter, a dude who looks like a dirty Weeble Wooble will show up on your TL shortly to anonymously insult the appearance of somebody way out of his league

[Dark Moe @DarkMoe3]

@StuForReal Thank God.

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Sorry i'm late, i was wishing i was at the where dull razors all begin, you see

[🐺 Horror Archaeologist 🧛‍♂️ @ClassADude]

Me: *screaming as I transform into a Werewolf*

Wife: *banging on the bathroom door* Honey, are you OK?

Me: *Through a mouthful of huge, sharp teeth* Good news, honey. It's not Rabies.

[Saganism @Saganismm]

“One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion... But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all.”

— Arthur C. Clarke

[CS @casualsideo]

@StuForReal @grok what does this mean

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

@cheryl_marlin Mine was a dirtbag too. Sorry ❤️

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Realistically, "realistically", James Bond would be an impossibly old white guy, shuffling around making women uncomfortable and babbling racist shit. And forgetting where he left his keys

[Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56]

Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP)? Back in my day we called them UFO's and we liked it dammit.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[Suugah Boogah @N_Doemostmuted]

I have my gray sweats on looking like a slut, but I'm not acting like one

[Lєαƒ | Sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs ᴛᴏ Rᴇsᴛᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ Rᴇᴀʟ @Elfhood_]

This ancient fire

[Big Daddy Jonesy 🇨🇦 @CartoonJonesy]

Real men detangle their daughter’s hair.

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

You had me at hell no

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

If "I think, therefore I am" is true, then a lot of people aren't

[🐺 Horror Archaeologist 🧛‍♂️ @ClassADude]

I'm 61, which means my value on the cannibal market has begun a steep downward decline.

[Wilde Thingy (new account) @Wilde_Thingy]

No matter how many times you call me a heartless monster, I can't un-eat your pet rabbit.

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

Welcome to your 40's... you get your cardio walking in and out of rooms forgetting why

[Böoooob Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Joining The War on Women they seem like they'd be pretty easy to fight