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Jimmy Kimmel asked Harrison Ford one question about Woody Harrelson and he immediately walked off the set.

Jimmy Kimmel: Isn't it weird that you weren't able to get anyone you ever worked with to present your award? Like, Helen Mirren?

Harrison Ford: I asked Helen Mirren, but she was busy. She declined.

Jimmy Kimmel: But Woody Harrelson did it. How do you know Woody?

Harrison Ford: In the normal way.

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Ft @destindaniL x @TomHolland1996 x @SonyPictures

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Imagine saving the world just for literally nobody to remember your name. Spider Man is officially operating completely on his own.

Destin Daniel Cretton: At the ending of the last movie, nobody remembers who Peter Parker is,But his life as Spider-Man is going quite well.

Tom Holland: And he's been dedicating 100% of his life to cleaning up the streets of New York.

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Ft @PaulMcCartney x @colbertlateshow

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Paul McCartney still has the power to summon a stadium of screaming fans with a single finger point. The Beatlemania energy is eternal

Stephen Colbert: When you close your eyes, do you hear the girls screaming?

Paul McCartney: Yeah.

Stephen Colbert: How often does that happen to you at this point?

Paul McCartney: Um... often.

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@NonFlyingIceman Honestly man a real goat 🐐

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Jimmy Kimmel asked Harrison Ford one question about Woody Harrelson and he immediately walked off the set.

Jimmy Kimmel: Isn't it weird that you weren't able to get anyone you ever worked with to present your award? Like, Helen Mirren?

Harrison Ford: I asked Helen Mirren, but she was busy. She declined.

Jimmy Kimmel: But Woody Harrelson did it. How do you know Woody?

Harrison Ford: In the normal way.

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@NonFlyingIceman Kimmel still remain the goat

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@RobertArnoldM3 what a hilarious to describe kimmel

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@Equilibrium_420 I don't think there is anyone else

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@jmslicknyc Yeah the normal normal way

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Ft @TracyMorgan x @mhdezcomedy x @Variety

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Marcello Hernández was panicking about his SNL audition, but Tracy Morgan had a wife and three kids to feed the ultimate pressure.

Tracy Morgan: Yo, let me ask you something. What was your audition like? What was it like the day before your audition?

Marcello Hernández: Man, I was freaking out. I was calling my mom, telling her that I was getting ready to do it.

Tracy Morgan: Going down.

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Ft @Letterman x @colbertlateshow

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This dog is taking an Uber and he is absolutely the main character. David Letterman’s new puppy has way too much attitude.

Stephen Colbert: Tell me about this handsome gentleman,That's a lot of attitude from a puppy.

David Letterman: This was his first Uber ride. I just never saw a dog use an elbow quite like that. He was like "Yeah, we're over here Drinks right over here.

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Ft @HarrisonFord x @JimmyKimmelLive

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Ft @OctaviaSpencer x @TheView

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Octavia Spencer explains why every woman is secretly a "covert assassin" in real life.

Joy Behar: In your show Ride or Die, you play a politician's wife who discovers her best friend is actually a covert assassin. You say that her character is a metaphor for all women?

Octavia Spencer: I'm not saying that women are killers. I am saying that women kill at every situation, every job in the workforce, or being moms inside the home.

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Ft @SethRogen x @FallonTonight

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Seth Rogen’s wildest 4 AM story involves Paul McCartney

Ike Barinholtz: We are smoking weed now with legends.

Seth Rogen: We were at the wrap party for SNL. It was like 4:00 in the morning, and Paul McCartney comes up to me and is like, "Yo, Seth, do you want to smoke some weed with me?

Ike Barinholtz: Do you want to, Seth? Time for us to smoke weed, I guess.

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Ft @jalenbrunson1 x @KarlTowns x @FallonTonight

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When you break a historic Steph Curry record and your only response is a casual "Uh... yeah. Watch Karl Anthony Towns and Coach Mike Brown react to their legendary Knicks postseason run with pure confidence and uncontrollable laughter.

Jimmy Fallon: Karl Anthony Towns, you broke Steph Curry's postseason record by outscoring opponents by 258 points! Did you know you’d play that well?

Karl Anthony Towns: Uh... yeah.