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You get what you want just in a strange order

[🪷 @msnzaina]

A thread of documentaries I would recommend 🧵

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

So, a Muslim co-pilot flying from Dubai to Tel Aviv stabs the other pilot and starts screaming “Allahu Akbar”, attempting to deliberately crash the plane in a suicide mission.

Passengers were able to get into the cockpit and subdue the terrorist. Two of the passengers were also pilots and took control of the aircraft, landing it safely and saving all 180 people on board from what would otherwise have been a fatal crash.

They really just tried to carry out a 9/11 style attack on Israel and it went wrong. Pro-Palestinian activists must be very upset.

[🪷 @msnzaina]

Me to my friends with kids, "Si unipee huyu utafute mwengine" 😂😂

[Dracaris @I__amSparta]

Finally nimenunulia mamangu shamba bro. We've been in the trenches since my 1st day in this world I'm so proud of myself mahn 😭❤

[James @MrJamesKe]

Addressing the fence issue while putting up another fence in the comment section is diabolical or you’re into fences?

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

I recently did an experiment. I cheated in a monopoly game. I wanted to examine the extent to which undue advantage such as embezzlement/inheritance influenced economic outcomes relative to chance and initiative. I ended up building 2 hotels before the others could build a house (CAPITAL ACCUMULATION).

It got to a place where, I stopped accepting rent from players that landed in the hotels. I instead offered to wipe away their debt in exchange for their land, which was sometimes only a quarter of the debt owed (ASSET-PRICE INFLATION).

The other players could not outbid me for the land as the owner owed me too much (BARGAINING/MARKET POWER).

The more land I got, the more I built. I was barely using the money I had. If I landed in their owned properties, the other players were more willing to overlook what I owed them because after every round I awarded each of them about $50 just to keep them in check (SOCIAL CAPITAL).

And every time I did, I sang about how generous I was (POLITICAL LEGITIMACY).

By the end of it, I owned all land. Had 5 hotels, across 5 prime lands (ASSET CONCENTRATION).

I came to the conclusion that unless by some miracle, you cannot outwit a flawed economic system. Undue advantage has a better compounding influence on positive economic outcomes than initiative and chance (OUTLIERS).

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

....hoping he will show up nikiomba
I have been on a tough road for so long 'tadhani ni rover,
My mind game got to be so strong
I fight like a soldier.

Siko fiti siko fiti
Siko fiti
Siko siko fiti
Siko fiti siko fiti.

Hauko fiti wewe.

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

I took up a pro-bono case against one such lawyer earlier this year. The worst bit is they steal with so much arrogance.

[James @MrJamesKe]

Give this government a second term and that could be the end of you choosing your leaders the way you do today. You hear them talk like this and think they're joking? Take the 2027 election with the seriousness it deserves because it comes with consequences. Your vote will determine whether those consequences become a reality or not.

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

This is VERY wrong!

[🪷 @msnzaina]

Trying every means possible to take away power from the citizens. For the proposed shift to sail through they have to hold a referendum and it's dead on arrival

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

CS Aden Duale proposes a shift to a Parliamentary System where the Party with the majority of MPs forms government

[🪷 @msnzaina]

@ploxmus He doesn't come to my house ni kwa shops huko barabarani place open kabisaa

[🪷 @msnzaina]

There is a kid in PP2 huwa nafanyisha homework. He passes by akitoka shule tunafanya homework then he goes home. He told his mum and jirani wao wakimfanyisha he gets all wrong so he prefers me😂 After kufanya homework huwa nampea a quiz,I marks it na tunacorrect.

[🪷 @msnzaina]

@Lanziniiii Risky aje

[🪷 @msnzaina]

Jana mamake aliendea results and boy has really improved. Scored above expectation in all subjects she was really proud😊
Of course aliweka za cabbage 😂

[🪷 @msnzaina]

@CyberRanger_NNN 😂😂😂😂

[🪷 @msnzaina]

Begging for your money is the ghetto 🤧

[🪷 @msnzaina]

Catholic huwa kuna kipaimara/confirmation where you are given another name. Sometime last year I almost forgot the name that I was given. I tried very hard to remember it until I did. The whole time I felt like my mind was betraying me. More grace to those living with dimentia

[🪷 @msnzaina]

Kikisii if spoken calmly it's a very cool language. Kuna a certain demographic sijui from which county wakiongea you can't tell they are speaking Kikisii coz si ile tumezoea yao ni very soft and calm

[🪷 @msnzaina]

Most men treat every single lady they are introduced to as a potential candidate for their dating experience. I give you my number after your colleague said we're from the same home county alafu unaanza kuniuliza niko free lini🙂

[Njeri_Wagathima @_stayliquidd]

Mimi ndio yule mtoto I was never disciplined by my mother nor father and I turned out just fine. Never suspended in school, never failed in school, took up most house chores at home, never demanded more than they could offer, made them proud all my life and I'm still a family's sweetheart 😌😌