Moshe Sopher-Harelick

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

Only beef I got with Asian chicks is bulgogi

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

I got a syndrome the way I be munching on that haus

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

I tweet very rarely, once or twice a month maybe. Only when I have a “urethra!” moment

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

Bloody nose cause of my deviated septum.
Bloody hoes cause of my deviated rectum.

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

I say words u can’t even think of

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

I do be queefin it just be comin out da peener

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

Work is the working man’s vacation

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

Ok be honest… who made a poopy??? ����🤣🧐⁉️

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

I like my women like I like my chicken, boneless and skinless

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

Just gave blood. Found out I��m O+ #universalboner let’s freaking goooo

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

Stranger things this, stranger things that. What about my strange thing?

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

The wipe should always take longer than the poop 💯 📝

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

God giveth and god taketh

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

Sharted at the raanana west train station ✅

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

The world is my womb

I am still unborn

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

Head from this

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Mother Nature is a milf #fuck

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

I’m the Lisan Al gaib of Givati and the sandworm is my penis

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

West Bank? More like Best Wank

[Moshe Sopher-Harelick @msopherharelick]

What if instead of the foo fighters it was the poo fighters