Michael Swartz

The trick is not minding that it hurts.

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@atrupar My message to Mast: be a little more hairy and less bald.

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@highcroftinc @Cernovich Kurtz: "Are you an assassin?"Willard: "I'm a soldier."Kurtz: "You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill."

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@ClayTravis They are for today Mr. Travis. Let’s see how well your celebration looks down the road.

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@DavidCornDC It was great. I didn’t know that Kid Rock was at Yalta.

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@jmart Damn you nature!

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@emilykschrader @joshrogin Yes Fat Man and Little Boy were quite the negotiators.

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@franklinleonard Summary of Spencer’s statement: It would be a shame if somethin’ happened to your city.

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@BarakRavid Hi Barak since you are a high paid stenographer can you please tweet that I told you that I think I will be the starting center fielder for the Dodgers over this weekend?

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@hughhewitt All due respect IF my grandmother had balls she would have been my grandfather.

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@michaeldweiss Baba booey.

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@NancyMace @RameshPonnuru Hard to believe but this new statement isn’t even in the top 20 batshit crazy Nancy Mace statements.

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@BarakRavid No shit Sherlock

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@BarakRavid It’s the last 5% that can never be agreed upon so here we go again.

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@BarakRavid Mr. Ravid once again touting Trump bullshit.

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@murphymike I’ll take Things That Will Never Happen for $1,000 Mike.

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@TreyYingst @fpleitgenCNN Meet Trey Yingst a highly paid stenographer for MAGA.

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@FrankHa67082926 @annmarie @BennettJohnT Hi Frank, as a sentient human being who follows the news and has watched as Trump tells lies every day for the past ten years I’m just applying common sense. If you go to bed and it hasn’t snowed and you wake up and see snow on the ground you can apply logic to say it snowed.

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@avidfilm Pretty much the same reaction to every film ever.

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@Acyn I’ll take Things That Trump Said That Never Fucking Happened for $1,000 please Ken.