Balut

Pats/C’s/Michigan Wolverines

[Balut @msousa2020]

@DailyRapFacts 6ix9ine to the judge

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

I don’t know, maybe the US should just host every World Cup

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[Kyron Samuels @kyronsamuels]

5 wembys is amazing, but it’s all the same guy.

5 lebron’s could literally give you 5 different elite players & it’s not hyperbole because we’ve actually seen it lol. it’s 5 brons all day.

[New England Independence Campaign @NEIndependence]

BREAKING: Today’s meteor discovered in southern Massachusetts.

[Joe Montana @JosephMontanaJr]

Bet you won’t top it 20 yards next time

[CHANNEL TN @CHANNEL_TN_]

Diego Pavia waiting for the 8th round to start

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

First team eliminated from the tournament: Ohio State

First team to advance to the Sweet 16: Michigan

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

CHUCK NORRIS died today and NO ONE has photoshopped him next to harambe going up to heaven. we used to be a proper fucking country.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Jack Hughes, who scored the game winning goal for the United States:

“This is all about our country. I love the USA.”

[Savage @Savageboston]

Wait, Twitter told me it was a Mickey Mouse playoff pathway?

[Zack🦈 @NixForSix]

😭😭😭 broooooo wtf is this

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

Sorry ass sack of shit had 4 turnovers and you niggas talking about gotta feel for him ⚰️🕊️ ✌🏾😭✌🏾

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Josh Allen is now 0-3 in OT since the NFL changed the overtime rules for him

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

Congratulations to Ms. Kennedy for her stellar work in transforming a franchise whose releases used to mark epochs in pop fiction into a straight-to-streaming dumpster dive that no one will touch anymore.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

You gotta be kidding me

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Between the fall of Iran and the elimination of the Kansas City Chiefs it’s been a rough stretch for enemies of America.

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

Wild to see so many authoritarian regimes on the brink of collapse right now.

Venezuela
Iran
Cuba
The SEC

Truly unprecedented times.

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

Pitbull:

If you don’t like the United States of America, go back to the countries that we came from, and you’ll see how much you appreciate the United States of America.