If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.
Thank you.
This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life
The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful
Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.
That one will break them completely.
5 wembys is amazing, but it’s all the same guy.
5 lebron’s could literally give you 5 different elite players & it’s not hyperbole because we’ve actually seen it lol. it’s 5 brons all day.
Congratulations to Ms. Kennedy for her stellar work in transforming a franchise whose releases used to mark epochs in pop fiction into a straight-to-streaming dumpster dive that no one will touch anymore.
Pitbull:
If you don’t like the United States of America, go back to the countries that we came from, and you’ll see how much you appreciate the United States of America.