ms paper

like tiger, rrr 🐅

[🥺🕊️ @hollashubhomii]

Mind you, the “work” is asking Bella for money. Fake life bastard!!!!
@sheggzolu am I lying?

[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

Venita Akpofure 🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️❤️

[Will Fritz @fritzed_you]

Uh, foreign student here. We have never had access to UK student loans???

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

🐺🗝️

[𝓪 @hxspxq]

‘okafor’s law’

but you’re in my dm, begging to be fucked

[stallion chik ✨ @stxllionchik]

Teddy A is gonna invite Sheggz to his podcast latest, by Saturday.
Two worlds go collide.

[Just Ketumina @ketumina]

The thiefest

[Jade @Jade_sola1]

Day 5

I raise you the Lagos version

[𝑺𝒅𝒖 @shufflesdu]

You can survive wrong family if your partner insulates you from them.

Great family can't protect you from a terrible spouse.

[MiMi, The Evil Lesbian Pope @MiMiEvilLesbian]

Girls need to understand that the whole point of having a boyfriend is to exploit his labour as an assistant, which should allow you to be even more fabulous

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

lmao all of you hate being addressed with your first names by juniors until you want to pursue gen z babes.

babe: good morning uncle segun
you: come off it jare, call me shegz

😶😶

[PAULO VIEIRA @PauloVieiraReal]

eu admiro muito a teimosia das girafas em não evoluir pra um pescoço e tamanho mais funcional

elas não têm onde se abrigar, nascem caindo, dormem em pé, é uma cagada até pra tomar água…

mas as teimosas não se diminuem por pura estética e contracultura

sou fã delas

[ms paper @mspapergurl]

Gangster by mouth eyahhhh

[Soft Life @softlife_space]

Interviewer: “Do you think there’s ever a way you’ll forgive Blaq?”

OdumoduBlvck: “I’m not the devil. David killed someone and slept with his wife, yet God still forgave him. Whatever he has done, I believe I can forgive him.”

[SeekCindy @SeekCindy]

This is the reason so many men self sabotage when they do find a woman who mirrors healthy relational patterns and open and honest communication. When somebody has never had something healthy modelled to them, they’ll view everything through the lens of toxicity that they’ve known. A woman wanting to genuinely talk things through for resolve, will simply be seen as ‘nagging’ or ‘refusing to move on’.

[Sgt. Marz @MarzTheBonez]

Now tell me, how can minds like these ever dream of inventing anything or contributing to the advancement of humanity???

[Ụlọma 💜 @ulxma]

Mind you, some of the videos in this thread are unavailable but even the remaining ones are enough to make your skin crawl. Sheggz, you will always be a LOSERRRRR and so will your supporters. I throway you spit. 🤢

[Oluwatobiloba @Tobielobba]

Day 1 — He thinks you’ve abandoned him.

Day 2 — He’s wondering, “What did I do again?”

Day 3 — He’s beginning to understand that it’s temporary, but he still doesn’t like it.

Day 4 — He definitely doesn’t like the fact that you keep leaving him there.

Day 5 — He has accepted his fate, but he knows you’ll eventually come back for him.

Day 6 — He has officially become an OG. 😂

[.⋆࣪ ִֶָ☪︎ @notasdeLUNA__]

Les juro que el hombre que de verdad las ama se convierte en el ser más servicial, atento, detallista, amoroso y respetuoso del mundo. Si le comentas un problema, va a hacer todo lo posible por solucionarlo, te hace la vida más fácil, más feliz. Si no cambia, es porque no quiere.

[OTUNBA @ManLikeIcey]

Lmao 😃😃😃😃

[David @Justtdavid_]

i’m such a “just let me know” person, you could tell me almost anything and i’ll probably understand, just communicate, that’s literally all there is