Ms Parker

"Don't be stupid. Since someone was kind enough to create Google, no one should be stupid and if you are, no one should know." -Ms. Parker

[Ms Parker @MsParker411]

...do you know that earthworms have five hearts? Amazing! Meanwhile we are stuck with a president that does not even have one...Alas, but the beat goes on...

[Ms Parker @MsParker411]

Good Morning Sunshine!

[Ms Parker @MsParker411]

...sooo when your “ghetto historian” relative starts explaining why Thanksgiving is not “our” day, just take their dinner plate from their hands and throw it away. See how “not our day” they feel after that. #WeKnowJustEat #NotToday

[Ms Parker @MsParker411]

@PastorTrey05 Hey! I know I’m late responding but 👋🏽. Lol

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In any event, hello.

[Ms Parker @MsParker411]

So I figured I'd give Twitter a try again after a long hiatus and the first thing @twitter asks me is if I'd like to follow the orange fat man with the little hands. #NoThankYou

[Ms Parker @MsParker411]

Oh yeah, Good Morning All. May your day be a prosperous one. 🙂

[Ms Parker @MsParker411]

The older I get the less patience I have with ignorant people. In a few years I'll probably just pretend to be hard of hearing when they speak. This will keep me from punching them in the face...

[Ms Parker @MsParker411]

Good Morning All. May your day be a prosperous one.

[Ms Parker @MsParker411]

@BkBap Still making dollars out of fifteen cents. Is the ol' crew still here? I always crack up when I thing of our old hashtags. We us to go IN. LOL!!!

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@BkBap ***waves*** I know I have been gone for a minute but how have you been???? Glad to see you still here.

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@ezjay1968 I miss you guys too!

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This #NewTwitter has a lot of pictures, videos and shit... **rolls eyes and looks for favorite people**

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@biggoon Salute!

[Ms Parker @MsParker411]

I really need to learn how to work this #NewTwitter and get rid of all these strangers. People I know please tweet me and help me. #StrangerDanger

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@On_Edge69 Exactly because if I tell you I'd have to kill you ***looks around*** Lol.

[Ms Parker @MsParker411]

Hello Twitter Family. I'm sorry. I was gone for a bit. Had to go make $246,000 real quick... What's new?!

[Ms Parker @MsParker411]

...meanwhile my boo @BumpyKnuckles has an album out. Check out the video with @BizMarkie https://t.co/2anMHeHqMy

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@ezjay1968 Yes! Tell him Ms. P said "HEY!!!"

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@dmmelton32 OMG! Pink eye? I would have washed my eyes with bleach. I'm a certified germaphobe. Death to touching strangers. Lol. Be careful out there!

[Ms Parker @MsParker411]

@dmmelton32 That's nasty. I don't shake hands. Why can't we just bow like the Japanese do? Konnichi Wa!

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@ezjay1968 Yes! Absolutely!