A sign you’re in LA and not the southeast US during hurricane / tropical storm preparation: WHITE BREAD is left at Trader Joe’s!!! Focaccia - all gone!!! But even during storm prep, Angelenos ain’t bringing home the white bread! 😆😆😆🤣 #HurricaneHilary#Hilary
Texas-sized welcome from @JJWatt ! My sports heart can’t handle all of the good feels between @FreddyLA7 and the @nyknicks winning after 53 years. The ESPN specials are gonna be insane for years to come!
Welcome to Texas, Freddy! 🧡🌮🤠
Hey @AlaskaAir - we have a lost grey teddy bear. Well… it’s not mine. But some cute passenger on AS3085 has lost their teddy bear. It may be in gate 24 area of SAN. The FA just made an announcement. We are in flight and it’s not onboard. Can we find that sweet teddy bear ?
All of America watching Euros rave about Waffle House, Chilis apps, buying Combos at a rural gas station, floating the Chattahoochee, and ranch dressing on the internet:
This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”
I’ll take “Texts I Never Thought I’d Receive from My Wife” for $1000, Alex.
Lionel Messi eating a brisket sandwich at Buc-ee’s in Auburn, AL. What a world.