Jamie™️

Constantly flipping between zen and zero chill. My tweets and views are my own and not those of my employer.

[Jamie™️ @mspennyface]

This lives in my heart always.

[Jamie™️ @mspennyface]

BEST IN THE WORLD BAYBAY! @CMPunk, we missed you so.

[Jamie™️ @mspennyface]

This is home.

[WANE 15 @wane15]

Here are some photos that capture Wednesday's Night of Lights celebration. https://t.co/XMCcyWLkkw

[Jamie™️ @mspennyface]

It’s been a lot for everyone lately. So please bring CM Punk to Survivor Series. For this, our once great nation.

[Jamie™️ @mspennyface]

Hold on. Was Jessica Fletcher on Veep???
Because I need this.

[Jamie™️ @mspennyface]

Dear @BetterCallSaul and @BreakingBad,
I’m a huge fan of your shows & also mayonnaise (Dukes). The holidays are coming up! . Any chance of a boxed set of Breaking Bad, El Camino, and Better Call Saul to be released? Maybe in a collectible case?? With special features??? Please?

[Jamie™️ @mspennyface]

I am HERE for Escobar’s aesthetic. #SmackDown

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The boys are back in town

[Jamie™️ @mspennyface]

In Home Alone Kevin buys two bags of groceries including milk, toilet paper, laundry detergent, microwave dinners, and orange juice- all name brands. His total was $19.83.

[Jamie™️ @mspennyface]

@bludmuffin08 HOT DAMN

[Jamie™️ @mspennyface]

Fucking Logan Paul.
@kobidor is right. He can fuck off into the sun.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

This Danhausen is a Barbie

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Can I be a muppet

[kay taylor rea @kaytaylorrea]

‘is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot’ lives in my head rent free

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

#CalvinandHobbes

[Jamie™️ @mspennyface]

They’re telling on themselves.
It’s a shame because the world needs people like Jon Stewart.

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Apple TV Plus no longer has a Problem With Jon Stewart https://t.co/htyB1Hm1tw