Ms P🇸🇿🇿🇦

Living on purpose, not by default.

[Ms P🇸🇿🇿🇦 @MsPhila_]

Ogogoro

[IsaBella @IsaBellaDaxm]

Hey @grok , No words start with O and ends with O

Aside grok answer, Prove me wrong let's see smart people around the world.

[Ms P🇸🇿🇿🇦 @MsPhila_]

What's GRWM? 😰

[Otunba Tobi @25tobiloba]

People who do GRWM to work have TIME, Real time. Every time I wake up for work, I have less than 30 mins to be ready, and every second is accounted for. The day I add "good morning guys" to my morning routine is the day I'm officially unemployed.

[Ms P🇸🇿🇿🇦 @MsPhila_]

😂😂😂😂

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

Just making some leek and potato soup. The recipe calls for four potatoes cubed is it me, or does sixty four potatoes seem an awful lot?

[Ms P🇸🇿🇿🇦 @MsPhila_]

🤭

[TSEK @sadmethod]

I once sent “I miss you” to the wrong family WhatsApp group. It was meant for my girlfriend, not “Mokoena Family Updates,” where my mother, aunties, pastor, and one uncle who only reacts with thumbs-up lived.

For ten seconds, nobody replied. I thought maybe they would ignore it.

Then Auntie Dudu typed, “Who are you missing?”

My mother followed with, “At 11:47 p.m.?”

The pastor sent a prayer emoji.

My uncle reacted with thumbs-up, obviously supporting romance without evidence.

I tried to delete the message, but my phone froze like it wanted me exposed.

Then my girlfriend, who was also in the group because my mum added her “for safety,” replied, “I miss you too.”

[Ms P🇸🇿🇿🇦 @MsPhila_]

😱

[Tina @Tina_Hokwana]

The 63 year old woman that is accused of beheading and dismembering her 79 year old sister (her head was discovered in a Tupperware container) and previously convicted of murdering her husband’s brother in 1997, told the court the following: ‘ek sal iemand dood donner in Pollsmoor as hy langer met my gaan mors’ (I will assault someone to death if they mess with me any longer).

[Ms P🇸🇿🇿🇦 @MsPhila_]

😤

[BEDROOM MEDIA @Mageba_____]

His name is Phil Craig. A UK foreigner pushing for Cape Independence in South Africa.

That is literally a separatist movement, but somehow our politicians are silent.

• Fikile Mbalula is busy holding conferences about Jacinta
• Julius Malema calls marches against her
• Mbuyiseni Ndlozi calls her movement xenophobic
• Mmusi Maimane labels her a criminal
• Thabo Mbeki criticises the movement

But when it comes to Phil Craig openly pushing Cape Independence? Silence.

No calls for arrest.
No deportation.
No outrage.
No emergency press briefings.

Jacinta is speaking about enforcing laws that already exist in South Africa’s institutions. She’s not creating new laws.

Meanwhile a foreigner is campaigning for the division of South Africa itself and the political class suddenly looks away.

In any serious country, a foreign national pushing separatist politics would at least face investigation.

The selective outrage is what people are noticing.

[Ms P🇸🇿🇿🇦 @MsPhila_]

This is what a responsible government does, they support law enforcement initiatives of another country, even if it concerns their citizens. So disappointed in governments of our fellow Africans, spewing propaganda.

[吴鹏 Wu Peng @AmbWuPeng]

We understand that the matter is still under investigation, and we will maintain close communication with the South African police on this issue.

The Chinese government has zero tolerance toward the production and sale of counterfeit goods, and we support the South African government in taking firm action against such illegal activities. At the same time, all actions must be conducted on the basis of the rule of law and due process. Should the suspect be found guilty, China will work with South Africa on law enforcement in this regard.

[Ms P🇸🇿🇿🇦 @MsPhila_]

They don't care, been there.

[Michael Atkins @atkinsmike1]

Dear @Uber_RSA, I just got this message from you.

I told my driver to let me out of the vehicle immediately because he drove through a red robot on a busy road.

You will see that I lodged a complaint immediately that i got home.

DO NOT THREATEN ME as a consequence of a driver trying to cover his tracks.

[Ms P🇸🇿🇿🇦 @MsPhila_]

Yep

[khanki @TboozeSA]

Our racists are so racist other countries' racists are always in shock when they encounter them. Like, "Damn, I’m racist, but South African racists …"

[Ms P🇸🇿🇿🇦 @MsPhila_]

Can't wait 🎉

[EVE @TheRealEve]

coming this june @npr #tinydesk

[Bonke @Buntu_Bokweni]

Our government never experienced something like this before, she's challenging em with facts

[Ms P🇸🇿🇿🇦 @MsPhila_]

@redroomrantings Yes, on Ilovepdf.

[Bianca van Wyk @BiancavanWyk16]

Update: North West Drug Manufacturing Farm

The farm owners surrendered and are accused 12 and 13 in this case. They will be applying for bail along with two of their fellow accused on 12 June 2026.
Upon further investigation the value of the bust has also increased to over R250 million.

[Ms P🇸🇿🇿🇦 @MsPhila_]

@GhanaPresidency , see here.

[SABC News @SABCNews]

Home Affairs says only 10 of the 300 Ghanaian nationals who applied to be repatriated to their country were legal in South Africa. https://t.co/Q1aPfD3JKE

[Ms P🇸🇿🇿🇦 @MsPhila_]

Yoh, next time use your characters please 😰

[Thandubuntu @Solphendukaa]

Damn bro @SizweDhlomo , gone kanje ?👀

[Pro Jileka @MVProJileka]

Mind you, Muvhango aired from the year 1997 without sex scenes. When we say sex scenes are fucking annoying and unnecessary kuba ngathi si woke kakhulu.
I do not know why these new television shows insist on sex scenes.

[Ms P🇸🇿🇿🇦 @MsPhila_]

Letoya's lies

[Sam Okudzeto Ablakwa @S_OkudzetoAblak]

Update on Evacuation from South Africa.

More than 800 Ghanaians have registered to be evacuated;

Senior Government Officials on both sides engaging on South African legal conditions, passenger screening, managing the high numbers and multi-institutional coordination as we work on a new date for the evacuation.

[angola hills @somebadbadnews]

she had us singing “it’s too big, it’s too wide, it’s too strong, it won’t fit” as kids 😭

[Ms P🇸🇿🇿🇦 @MsPhila_]

Not you Juju, not you.

[Julius Sello Malema @Julius_S_Malema]

He's playing games, he must step down.

[Levi 🇨🇩 @UBGK12]

African countries are blaming South Africa for their own nationals being illegally there instead of blaming themselves for the conditions that made them run.

We have a massive accountability problem on our continent, Africans.