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high body count hair*

[pernicious *ploy* @msploypailin]

To know me is to love me. If you don’t love me, you don’t know me. Sorry, bitch. 💅

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@Valak_D_Mon Still shady from Vegas I see

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Just because your content is shot on a DSLR doesn’t mean it’s good…

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@jarydprice You got me there!

[pernicious *ploy* @msploypailin]

Just because it’s stoned doesn’t mean it’s nice.

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At what point do we stop rewarding mediocrity?

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@Aestheticsn1 Bangkok

[pernicious *ploy* @msploypailin]

Me: “I got nude nails cuz I wanna be low key since I’m going to a republican state.”

Bella: “Ok but you’re a flaming f*g and you can’t hide that, just to be clear.”

[pernicious *ploy* @msploypailin]

If you were an asshole yesterday, you’re probably still one today. If you had no taste last year, you probably still don’t.

[pernicious *ploy* @msploypailin]

Please no more wearing ill-fitted tank tops and calling it a look.

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I’m 2k short from having $20M in EJ Global LLC, someone please help me reach my goal before EOY 2025.

[pernicious *ploy* @msploypailin]

Hate that pedestrians can smoke cigarettes in casinos and I have to step out for a J

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Was just asked to leave the bar because I had no ID on me 👶🍼

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@jarydprice Very good.

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She gon’ f*ck him like she like him, I’ma f*ck him like a slut — don’t you ask me ‘bout no prices, every week they going up. He keep asking how I like it, I said I said, “in my butt 🍑😜”

[pernicious *ploy* @msploypailin]

In my “I want it, I got it” era 😎

[pernicious *ploy* @msploypailin]

I really hate the vengeful person I become when my UberEats delivery goes wrong or is over an hour late due to someone being incapable of doing their job and following proper protocols.

[pernicious *ploy* @msploypailin]

I must have gotten hotter because Face ID no longer authenticates my Grindr when I’m in face ✨

[YVR @yvrairport]

It's the Summer of Pride at YVR! 🌈 From Fitness is Such a Drag and the Richmond Pride walk, to a live performance by @tiffanyanncoduh, we're proud to celebrate with our community and be an airport where everyone belongs. Learn more: https://t.co/rxqtreQVcE

[pernicious *ploy* @msploypailin]

@bongganisa Sibling hood off

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@bongganisa WOW