antoinette muller 🇿🇦

Distinctly average, identify as a disappointment.
So brave in the face of all those roots that ruin.
Bella, Bob and me with my ADHD.

[antoinette muller 🇿🇦 @mspr1nt]

@Queen_Viv_ sis just stayed in bed like?!!?

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@kerrykuyper state of my brain is to skip over the entire middle part of your reply and read "sorry to see you still alive" 😆

[antoinette muller 🇿🇦 @mspr1nt]

i am never on this app anymore but i am at my wits end with the great mystery of where is my phone and i know there are sleuths here that would tell houdini how he did his tricks, so here i am.

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@jonathanstea high up on wut. meth or pot

[antoinette muller 🇿🇦 @mspr1nt]

...or does this mean that i inadvertently somehow activated assistant (further context it accidentally activated and set a two min timer while in builders....) and turned my phone off.... which now remains OFF and yet somewhere in this fucking house

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...because google has fucked its algorithm to the point of failing to direct match pretty much even its own brand search.... the internet cannot tell me .... does this mean a smart ass skollie knew how to turn off a locked device (and wtf is it responding to their voice)

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@kristenhowerton Of course going through security (and I knew what it looked like), I was immediately convinced that I WAS smuggling diamonds, unwittingly, part of some grand scheme set up for shifting gear through people's discontent.

[antoinette muller 🇿🇦 @mspr1nt]

@kristenhowerton A few years ago, pre panache, I figured I'd take my weighted blanket with me as check in luggage on an international flight. I dunno if you're acquainted with the innards of weighted blankets... But they look a lot.... Like....tiny diamonds. I live in South Africa.

[antoinette muller 🇿🇦 @mspr1nt]

@paulisci @CathrynR Somebody should check on Nobody because they are definitely a vampire or a genetic freak living that long.

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@kerrykuyper hii again.

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A person can only fall off the horse so many times until you realise there is no fucking horse, but an iguana which doesn't want to be saddled up

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why do all the south african guys have the surname fnb is it like with iceland and son or something

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@ggiiaa @randfish I read this as forget the funeral and even after reading the replies I still thought yeah OK, I see your point.

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