Ms. Bitch

think whatever, i ain’t clearing shit up

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I was heading to gym, but the wind took me to the steakhouse

[ᴹᵘᵛᵃ ᥫ᭡ @TvkeOfff]

Me rolling up all the btchs that don’t like me so I can SMOKE they a$$ since they wanna be my OPPS so bad.

[Ms. Bitch @mspusscy]

Imagine going to sleep and waking up thinking about some dumb shit

[7rq @gloccnim]

“I’m going to take a half an hour nap”
me 7 hours later:

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

me after saying some wild ass shit & meaning every word….

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

periods should be 45mins max. release the egg and get tf outa my face

[solé @layxsnv]

“Wtf was I bout to look up?”

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“You think everything funny huh”
Me:

[Softboy @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me out of nowhere, in front of the mirror in my room

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how life feels when nobody knows what you're up to or where you are

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

why the FUCK Netflix helping me spell a movie they don’t have. 😭😭😩 FUCK YOU HOE.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me lending myself money from my own savings

[DANIEL @Dnxlstillwon]

Dear Marijuana,

I fucking love you bitch

[• @yducknow]

"You should allow yourself to meet new people on your days off."

me on my day off:

[𐌔 @sofadedfgs]

Me high as fuck, dancing in front of an open refrigerator

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels to take a bath before bed

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me after saying what needs to be said:

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

Him : don’t go outside acting a fool

Me and my homegirls : 😂

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

You ever notice you don’t run into people GOD removed from your life?!!?