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by @psychicscully & @tayrrari

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Mulder, tell me you didn't call me out here on Christmas Eve to go ghost busting with you.

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You just defaced property of the U.S. Government. You rebel.

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Yeah, but imagine if it were true, Scully. Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?

I only get five?

I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?

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I want you to look at something.

Come on in.

What are they? Mulder, what are they?

Mosquito bites.

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Scully, you have to believe me. Nobody else on this whole damn planet does or ever will. You’re my one in five billion.

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I've been called into Kersh's office.

Just me.

Just you? Don't forget your toilet brush.

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Please. I need to see him. I'm begging you, please. Thank you.

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Preparation is the father of inspiration.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we may die.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for nonfat tofutti rice dreamsicles.

Noooo! Mulder!

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I do not gaze at Scully.

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Five years together, Scully. You must have seen this coming.

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But you saved me! As difficult and as frustrating as it's been sometimes, your goddamned strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times over! You've kept me honest ... you've made me a whole person. I owe you everything ... Scully, and you owe me nothing.

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I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat was to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with somebody else who’s already naked.

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Scully, you are the only one I trust.

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Even if I knew for certain, I wouldn't change a day.

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I hope your partner finds you a lot more charming than I do.

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This demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?

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Anybody miss me?

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She doesn't know where he is.

How can you be so sure?

Because if she knew, she wouldn't be so worried about him.

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And I know that they can save you if you can just hold on. Mulder... please. Hold on.

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Mulder, I wouldn’t put myself on the line for anybody but you.