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[m s @msryan10]

If you think I’m suddenly gonna start spending more money at your fast food establishment just bc you offered my dog a small cup of whipped cream you’re absolutely correct

[Southeastern Conference @SEC]

"THE BUILDING IS LITERALLY SHAKING.

It felt like an earthquake when he got in!"

SOUTH CAROLINA REGAINS THE LEAD WITH 15 SECONDS TO PLAY 🚨

@GamecockFB x 📺 @SECNetwork

[Ben Bloch @realBenBloch]

“There is no state in this country where it’s legal to kill a baby after it’s born.”

What a fact check for ABC to have to make during a debate…

#Debate2024

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

If I send you this it means you sound insane. #Debate2024

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Kamala citing “I’m a better looking person” as one of the lies — IM SCREAMING

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

rolling up to the girl scouts set up outside a grocery store

[hannah @hannnahkristine]

Neither of them knows how to ball or knows Aristotle, so what’s the point

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

So it’s guy lying super loud versus guy telling the truth super soft.

[swiftie wins @swifferwins]

I GOT THREE THINGS TO SAY. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND GENTLEMENNNNNN. STAAAAART. YOUUUUUR. ENGINESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! 🚨🦅🇺🇸👹

[hanna @hansalchemy]

killatrav get your killabutt over to killaeras so that killatay stops playing the killasongs that make me want to killacry all of my killatears out

[doomer @uncledoomer]

doing this at every table at the flea market before leaving without buying anything

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

if I was in charge of marketing for the new Wicked movie the first thing I’d do is pay top dollar for these guys to recreate this video

[Tom Lovsey @TLuv_66]

Patrick Mahomes next season

[Feodor Chin 🇺🇸❄️ @FeoChin]

BREAKING: Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker challenging Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers for position of NFL player most in need of shutting the fuck up.

[Nathan Hubbard @NathanCHubbard]

1) #TSTTPD is a piercingly vulnerable window into the 2022-2023 psyche of the biggest star in the world. It has some *really* good songs. I think it might be the most interesting lyrical product she’s ever put out. And it is, objectively, not her best album. Bear with me.

[Mike Uva @Mike_Uva]

It’s National Championship Game Day

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Until next time, sweet prince

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Kirk Cousins went Tarps off for the SKOL chant