Ms. Ryter

Educator👩🏻‍🏫 MS Instructional design & Technology📚Middle school sense of humor👽

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Student: Ms Ryter, all you have left in the treat jar is Reese’s pumpkins

Me: What’s the problem?

Student: It’s May…

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Teachers waiting until November 1st to buy Halloween candy 75% off.

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Seems a little sus that the student who never brings a bookbag to school just so happens to bring one the day after Halloween.

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I always do this thing where I offer a free homework pass in exchange for Halloween candy. It saves me from buying candy for the treat jar til at least Valentines.

Who is the real winner here?

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Some people are cheering that they survived today...Halloween....before students go trick or treating...

You know tomorrow is the real battle, right?

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I aspire to be like my retired grandmother. She just put herself to bed.

It’s 3:58PM.

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Student: I know you’re a history teacher, but like, do you also know like math or like science too?

I love middle school.
#teacherlife #funnyteacher #firstweekofaschool

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prepares everything in advance so I can go to bed early the evening before school starts only to lay WIDE AWAKE hours later.

tomorrow’s going to be rough.

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Here me out, I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little-stitious…

If we ALL wish that school doesn’t start yet at 11:11, something’s gotta happen, right? riiiight?!

#backtoschool #teacherlife

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The “missing my alarm and being late on the first day of school” dreams have begun.

#teacherlife #backtoschool

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Teaching in today’s conditions:

knowing how to swim but being thrown into hurricane-like waters only to be asked why we’re drowning.

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@millerartclass Do you know what baddie means?

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I love watching tatt’d moms come to school for parent-teacher conferences. Like, yes Becky, tell me how you were a baddie before terrible Timmy had you coming up to the school to discuss his behaviors.

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Them: How do you do it?! How do you teach 40+ kids 5 days a week for 9 months and stay sane?!
Me:

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A scary teacher story now that spooky season is here:

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Student: *sees me say hello to a younger student* is that your son?
Me: no
Other student: *whispers* She’s pregnant…
Me: *insulted beyond measure* I am NOT pregnant…*rubs belly* I just really like bread.

It’s humbling season, folks.

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Teachers waiting for that first check in August like:

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Me: (3PM at dd drive through) Eh, I really should drink decaf, if I drink this now I’ll be up all night.
@ollivviiaaa_ : but you’ll get a lot of stuff done!

*11 PM does laundry as soon as it comes out of dryer. Next day me is exhausted, but thankful*

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A horror story:

Stdnt: What do you do on the weekends?
Me: Sleep in.
Stdnt: Sleep in?!
Me: Oh & use the bathroom whenever I want!
Stdnt: Please tell me this isn’t what I have to look fwd to when I’m bigger.
Me: Only if you become a teacher. But for sure, you’ll have…bills.

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Me to my class this year: I will not make a habit of repeating myself. If you’re not paying attention, I don’t know what to tell you.

Also me: *continues to repeat myself for the rest of the year.*