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Just a piece of trash that likes to get trashed 🙂

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I need some pizza and dick

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My phone updated without my consent and i am friggin pissed

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Trolls Band Together is flippin amazing

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I sometimes can’t believe we used to print out Mapquest directions and just raw dog life like that

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I’ve been seeing an alarming amount of roadkill lately and I just wanna cry

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I just pumped air into my tires myself for the first time…..

What even is the point of having a bf

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I dead just apologized to my dog cuddling my legs under the blanket cos I know my feet must stank after wearing the same socks to work and out after 😅😂

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I fear it is time to dye ze hair

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I honestly don’t even know who I am anymore

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My bf’s family and I have just been slandering his ex lately and it’s the funniest thing to me

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My dad’s house in the Philippines is literally flooded rn like out on the street is above his knees and there’s an inch of water all inside the floor of the house. Just blows my mind how differently we live country to country and what people really deal with on a regular basis 😳

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Sometimes I wonder who, if anyone, still got my nudes in their phone 🤔

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Tbh lowkey fuck my coworkers lol I be learning some real interestinggggg shit and I’ve always had a family-like work environment but whewwwwww def not anymore 🥴🥴

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My bf’s brothers and us 2 gfs all drank last night for one of their bdays, and instead of getting mad their mom just went “did you have a party last night? Why didn’t you wake me up??”

……… I am screaming in toxic Asian parents ptsd

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I wondered why Christian got Roundtable over Mountain Mikes and he said it was cos my dad liked it better. Then later on he debated having another slice (of 4 left) cos he might want 2 tmrw, cos he knows my dad eats 2 at a time…

LOL IS THIS MY MAN OR MY DAD’S BESTIE

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Just realized there’s a bartender in Vampire Diaries w my alter ego name Sylvia lol fuck yeah

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Restaurant business sucks cos it’s literally your job to be nice but some creeps will really take that shit and run ._.

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IT IS LITERALLY SO NICE just to be able to come home and relax in front of my TV in the common area and do as I please without being scolded or nagged at

UGH gotta savor these precious, fleeting moments

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I got put in the “fam” groupchat with Christian’s fam 🥹🥹🥹

Aite where the ring at

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I’m usually getting off work at this time (1:47 am) and that’s crazy lol

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Getting off past 2am sucks cos I can’t do any bathroom things until demon hour ends 🥲😅