Shan Doe

Makeup YouTuber, mother and wife...not necessarily in that order. Check out my latest video on my YouTube channel:

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

@brit_stat @chimmiebomb Don't tell nobody

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

Understated Opinion:
@BoBurnham is COMPLETELY understated. Yes, "Inside" is friggin' amazing period but I'm in the Bo Burnham rabbit hole and this man does it all. Plays, sings, laughs, commentary. Are you serious?! Stop playin'. More please Mr. Burnham.

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

"We are only as sick as our secrets."

- Unknown but Incredibly Wise

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

With me you're either a lifetime member or a limited edition - show me which shelf you'd like to sit on.

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

You know you're pretty bad off when your own therapist grabs her keys on you:
"You know what? You're not listening so when you're ready to actually do some things give me a call - you have my number" ✌🏽

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

@Kor5bin @korndiddy Thank you so much for that breakdown!

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

This brings tears to my eyes...because I'm a wuss. But baby girl embodies everything we've ever wanted for the world of gymnastics. From the songs in her playlist to her choreography - and her teammates dancing with her. Makes me so happy on so many levels. 🥲

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

A hard fall from a porcelain shower/tub onto a hard stone floor makes you appreciate the cushion and protection provided by an above-average BMI.

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

The boredom of tv options and the laziness of not feeling like making choices on Netflix or Disney+ led me to Bobsled competitions.... I see you over there judging. CUT IT OUT!
All I know is.... DEEZ FOLKS ARE FLYING! Can't get over this speed. Somebody hand me a helmet...

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

Super random but ... it really irks me when folks sit in an action film and say "that ain't real...no way would that really happen"

Of course not genius - it's a movie. If you want reality go watch a documentary 🤨

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

Ok but serious question....
Have you ever had a liar admit being a liar?
And if they did, could you believe them or are they lying about that too? 🤣
No but really I wanna know if you've ever had someone admit being a liar - not TELLING a lie, being an all-around liar...

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

#1 - buy a new purse
#2-#58 - finding where everything is all over again

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

@ABC7EileenW The hugest of all the huge congratulations! He is adorable and I'm so glad you all are healthy and happy. Congratulations again!

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

@luvelizabethany 😂😂😂

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

@ABC7John @ABC7GMW @ABC7News OH MY GOODNESS! NEVER HAD A CLUE. So glad you're doing better. And here's to attentive wives dragging when necessary. ☺️

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

So many people are so excited about the new year. Am I the only one who's...not

I am not suggesting the alternative and am def grateful to see another year. But 2020 has worn me OUT and I feel like I'm dragging into another chapter with a different title. 😞

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

In life, PLEASE don't settle for "good enough." It's painful to go thru and even more painful to watch.

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

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Right now it’s a momma somewhere screaming “I’LL TAKE ALL THIS SHIT TF BACK”

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

If you cut your nails off at the beginning of quarantine and decide to try press ons now, slowly work your way from short to long. Don't jump straight to long like your girl here... I can't hold ish...

[Shan Doe @msshansmith]

I don't know what I don't know....but I know I don't know it.