Betsy Lowther

“I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!” - Homer Simpson

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

Srsly @seahearnow, day 2 acoustics are awful. Turn it up!

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

I thought @dyson was a good company. Nope. Ordered a refurbished model — which they claim should work just as well as a new one; there’s clearly something wrong with it; they were entirely unhelpful.

Reasserting my allegiance to Shark Vacuums; sorry I strayed, never again 🦈💗

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

when your friend goes viral… 👏🏆

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

The titanic song is a bold choice at any karaoke night. The end.

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

New word of the month: mononymous

https://t.co/agDX1A6WyT

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

@OLDBAYSeasoning @GoldfishSmiles Omg Old Bay goldfish AND a Scotty Doesn’t Know reference in one tweet?! 🤯

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

I was today years old when I learned that the green gook inside of lobsters is “tomalley”, not tamale 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

My travel packing system is a capsule collection of mix & match basics that I can dress up or down

And also 57 other things thrown in at the last minute just in case

And then I buy approx 7-10 more items on the trip as back-ups to my back-ups. One can never be too overprepared.

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

I’m not quite finished, but amidst the negative headlines, I thought I’d throw in my praise for #SparePrinceHarry. At times, it steps too far—esp. when speculating that Willy feels jealous or superior—but it’s honest, illuminating and very, very sympathy-inducing. Good for him.

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

So far, my main takeaway from “Harry & Meghan” is that Meghan Markle has the best sense of style (well before she even met Harry) and is possibly the only person to look good in a wide-brim hat

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

@AmtrakAlerts Why are there ongoing delays?

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

NGL when I first read this I thought he meant Lil Nas X and that this was totally nonsensical

Still kinda funny if you read it in that way 😆

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Last night, car carrying lil X in LA was followed by crazy stalker (thinking it was me), who later blocked car from moving & climbed onto hood.

Legal action is being taken against Sweeney & organizations who supported harm to my family.

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

@oldbreads @Lyrikris10 To each other? Plot twist!!

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

Just sharing so you can add @HandAndStoneUSA to your list of terrible companies to avoid. (Did I mention she had a bad accident last year with multiple surgeries and was only just cleared to get massages again? She offered to get this in writing from Dr, but they wouldn’t budge)

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

A friend got a @HandAndStoneUSA “holiday gift certificate” for Christmas last year. Knowing it had a 1-year expiration date, she tried to use it this week but was told it was technically purchased just over a year ago, so they wouldn’t honor it.

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

Pippin is the Achilles heel of my Broadway repertoire

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

well this made my day 😍

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

👀💗 #BeReal

[Goldfish® @GoldfishSmiles]

⚠️tomorrow⚠️ @dunkindonuts #GoldfishRunsOnDunkin

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

god, I feel old

(#TroyAndLelaina4eva)

[Betsy Lowther @msspinach]

Important pickleball discussions https://t.co/l6G55iCIfz