Professor Cupcakes

[Wizard Cal 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @MageOfSolitude]

I don’t dress for men, I dress to look like someone who would befriend a crow

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I don’t want to BeReal I want to BeReal High and eat some snacks like a little gremlin

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

all day my dog tip taps into whatever room I walked into 8 seconds after me and every time I say “thank god you’re here” like we’re spies on a mission. That’s just me having a nice time

[Chelsea Fagan @Chelsea_Fagan]

every year it's clearer to me that not being a parent is one of the greatest & most consistent sources of joy in my life. it allows me everything i most value: time, freedom, spontaneity, indulgence, and the ability to dedicate myself wholly to any project, goal, or cause i like

[Shane @McClellandShane]

Me waking up this glorious Halloween month morning

[Professor Cupcakes @MsSwingHammer]

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[Broomfield Police @BroomfieldPD]

This video was taken by BPD Patrol Officers in Superior...E of US-36...this afternoon. Our thoughts are with our neighbors tonight who lost their homes and businesses. We continue to assist our law enforcement and fire partners as necessary. #MarshallFire #MiddleForkFire

[Keeper Chat @keeper_chat]

Here's a thought. What if we replaced all people with literally anything that's not a person.

Bears. Staplers. Hawks with legs. I👏dont👏care👏anything👏is👏 better👏than👏this👏shit👏

[Nebraska Humane Cats @NHSCats]

Darth, Vadie, and French Fry are a bonded trio! When they first came to NHS they were separated but they got so upset without each other's company that they stopped eating. These three are inseparable and they need to go to a home where they can be together. 🐈🐈🐈

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

The famous Columbia River Gorge pika are making a comeback following the Eagle Creek Fire, a community science project has revealed. This calls for a celebratory pika vocalization! EEEEEEEEE!
📷: Tim Carp

[Nebraska Humane Society @NEHumaneSociety]

Jake is such a good boy. He's very sweet and just wants a treat. Or two. Or three. Really just as many treats as you can give him. Ask an adoption counselor about him if you're interested in taking him home! ❤️��

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Lucille is un-bear-ably adorable during playtime!! AKA the binturong, the bearcat is agile like a cat in the canopy and less adept on ground, walking flat-footed like a bear. However, it is neither a bear nor a cat, but belongs to the civet and mongoose family #MondayMotivation

[Professor Cupcakes @MsSwingHammer]

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[Professor Cupcakes @MsSwingHammer]

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[keysha 🤍 @keyysshhhaaa]

when people younger than me talk about the 90s

[Professor Cupcakes @MsSwingHammer]

Oopsie.. Returning from a 2-year hiatus and managed to miss this.

[DisneyFoodie.com @disneyfoodiecom]

@MsSwingHammer Great pic of this item! Mind if we use it on our site? We'll credit you and link back to your Twitter account.

[Professor Cupcakes @MsSwingHammer]

Oh, hey. It's my time to shine. 🤓

[Satan @s8n]

Wake up nerds it’s time to sin

[Dallas Zoo @DallasZoo]

We know you’ve been thinking about our gorilla family & we so appreciate everyone who has reached out. The gorillas are doing well but as with any gastrointestinal illness, it is taking a while for the everyone to find their way back to 100%. FULL UPDATE: https://t.co/ULscuzhAMh

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I don't know who needs to hear this at 2:30am, but billionaires should not exist.

This should not be a "radical" idea. It should not be considered provocative or edgy. It is about as common sense as it gets.

No one should have that much money. Ever. Period.

[PZ Myers 🕷 @pzmyers]

A few rules for living https://t.co/5xMP7J8fc7

[Professor Cupcakes @MsSwingHammer]

Listening to Irish band Sligo Rags outside of Garden Grill in CA Adventure. #rsgshfdlpa #questionablelyrics #hairythingsandfurryshops

[Professor Cupcakes @MsSwingHammer]

View from the queue #rsgshfdlpa #RSR