Jimmy Chan

Self-proclaimed president of Spite Club

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

This is Craig Erwich, the President of ABC Entertainment. He has the power to put Jimmy Kimmel back on air.

RETWEET to demand @ABC reinstate Jimmy Kimmel!

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@texasroadhouse you guys are messed up. As someone whose father experienced a similar situation with a worse outcome for him, I’m sending this to all my friends https://t.co/7f9nNDhlc1

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@MikeCrispiNJ How’s your DJT-heavy investment portfolio doing? Maybe you should stick to something more performant like index funds or Beanie Babies?

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@matthewmaddock I saw a bunch of invaders getting off a bus the other day! The government even had a special yellow bus for them that was allowed to STOP TRAFFIC! They were carrying book bags and were all under 4 feet tall!!!

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@matthewmaddock I miss when politicians had at least SOME air of dignity

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What do you have against Gonzaga?

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@MamieWhiteesq @TheSGTJoker @usairforce https://t.co/FpgOs2owuX

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@AmericanAir Is this article correct about your change in policy? https://t.co/s84wrgEvUH

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@JayneSeckerSky Just heard about you insulting that kid who beat Tetris. What the hell were you thinking? You knew the camera was on right?

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@NHL is it true you’ve instituted a “Don’s Say Gay” policy for your players?

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@joelhaver a Diablo monster explaining how he got promoted to Flesh Maester

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@laurenboebert It must be nice never having to really think hard about anything

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@Walgreens this is starting to go viral. No one wants another credit card and yet you fired this woman? https://t.co/OhcAaaFBTa

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@Jenna_TMLFan84 @pattonoswalt You missed the joke entirely

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@gregkellyusa you went after a 12-year-old German Shepard? Really scrapping the bottom of the news barrel there aren’t you? Is Biden THAT much more civil than Trump? I guess so?

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@tedcruz it sucks that your daughter had to be a jerk like that and force you to go to Cancun during a state emergency. You should grow a pair and yell at her for manipulating you

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@tedcruz pathetic. Just pathetic.

[Delia Ramirez Fan in his post-hack era @RepRamirezFan]

He’s dead.

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@RushLimbaughEIB #restinpiss

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@tedcruz how’s Cancun you festering pile of shit?