Mia Bautista

Beneath the clothes, you find the man. And beneath the man, you find..his...nucleus. Soli deo gloria.

[Rev. Malcolm Foley, PhD @MalcolmBFoley]

Historical hint: if someone refers to a "race riot" from 1880 to 1930, what they're referring to is a mass lynching in which some Black people defended themselves.

[Mia Bautista @mstadabsta]

Just a warning to all making their way to Waco: apparently the crickets are having their homecoming weekend too 🦗🦗🦗

[Mia Bautista @mstadabsta]

Me when Caleb’s out of town: “miss u can’t wait to see u next week!!!”
Caleb when I’m out of town:

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guys what was your best neopet name???? mine was “BabyGreen123”

[Chewy @Chewy]

@mstadabsta P'awww! We'd woof to be there for you on your spawcial day. It's an honor to be here for you and your four pawed pals during these moments! 🐶💙🐾

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@0kendallfire Honestly if I could have invited @Chewy to my bachelorette party I would have because they just GET ME

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@EmilyRuthe: “The nice thing about going to vet school is that it’s a school full of vets.”

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@viicky_t Spreading the love wow

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I grew up on @slimchickens and missed it when I moved away from Fay. Now they're opening another Houston location near my parents' house and honestly I'm so proud of their success I'm emotional lol

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Polycarp?

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Why is this always a competition in humid weather?
"My hair is SO frizzy right now."
"No my hair is WAY bigger."

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Four years ago, Naomi Osaka took a selfie with her favorite player, Serena Williams. Today, she beat her to win the U.S. Open.

[Mia Bautista @mstadabsta]

All I'm asking for is just a banh mi shop in Waco.

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Me: "This is the week I'm ACTUALLY going to buy a frame for my diploma."
Narrator: She in fact continued to allow her diploma to sit rolled up in its tube.

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Why do we only wash our HANDS after we sneeze into our upper ARMS!?!!?!

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Proof I am becoming an adult: I shredded all of my receipts in my growing car collection.
Proof I am not yet an adult: 90% of them were from Chick Fil A.

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@viicky_t Was one of them me

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Tru luv is @CalebtheBird getting us Mario Tennis on the switch and only playing 1 level without me

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@anmolsahai Truly artistic!!!!!

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I have a special admiration for those few friends of mine who actually look like their bitmoji.