Micah Stambovsky

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

Diabolically accurate

[Stars n Stripes FC 🇺🇸 @starsnstripesfc]

Tim Weah first half highlights

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

World Cup memes may bring peace to the Middle East

[Brunoh🧃 @BrodiiKDB]

yo: “qué es ese ruido?”

el ecuatoriano de mi edificio celebrando el gol de Ecuador a Alemania:

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

Sounds like Jose Cuervo

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇻🇪 United States used mysterious weapon during raid to capture Nicolás Maduro, leaving Venezuelan soldiers bleeding and vomiting, NY Post reports.

"We all started bleeding from the nose. Some were vomiting blood. We fell to the ground, unable to move. We couldn't even stand up after that sonic weapon, or whatever it was."

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

@ScottHanson Gotta be something like “if the toe is the only body point that makes contact inbounds.” I don’t see any other logic

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

Gotta tweet it so it’s on record, Munoz is the best RB in the Premier League and quite possibly the best in the game. #cpfc #munoz #epl #premierleague

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

After watching Rodgers play for the Steelers, it’s clear, Garrett Wilson gotta get outta NY. That boy prolly a top 5 WR if he played for any other team.

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

Guess it’s time to update the bio

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

Got damn. We’re the biggest club in the world. #cpfc

[Chelsea FC USA @ChelseaFCinUSA]

Don't worry, we've updated the bio 👀

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

@ThePalaceWay Thats what we said about JRS. We gotta do better

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

@PalaceReport What a manager

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

@CPFC_Tampa Still think we’re a little thin. Injuries gonna play a major factor.

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

Chelsea 2023 - £400 million
Liverpool 2025 - £455 million
Yeah…PSR definitely works

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

Death, taxes, and …

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Ismaïla Sarr scoring against Villa... 👀

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

@Mikey_CPFC 100% on the nose

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

Modern day Shakespeare

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

I’ve pooped in gas stations you wouldn’t even pee in

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

@doctordubbs Sarr Boy

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

This is exactly the people I see in my head when I imagine AI programmers

[Dima Zeniuk @DimaZeniuk]

Elon Musk's xAI is going to start an AI game studio to make games

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

I feel like this will go bad

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Starting January 1, all children born between 2025 and 2039 will be part of the demographic group 'Generation Beta'

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

What’s a guy gotta do to get a Luigi Mangione mini series starring Dave Franco on Netflix?

[Micah Stambovsky @mstambo]

Only 4 teams in the EPL have not lost a match in their last 5. Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, and Crystal Palace. #cpfc