Mark

Copywriter or something. (All tweets are my own)

[Mark @mstarmach]

@Elisabeast Hi Liz, apologies - I'm not very active on Twitter. Did you get this seen to? I didn't get long-term nerve pain afterward but I've heard some people do. There is something called Post Herpetic Neuralgia (PHN) which might be worth investigating with your doctor.

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@Elisabeast You're welcome. I'm glad it brought some joy to your sadly afflicted tuchus! (Or wherever the malady emerged).

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@tomlamont - Just heard your piece on vending machines via @gdnlongread. V interesting! I own a vending machine that dispenses 'snacks' for your mental/emotional needs. You might be interested? https://t.co/kDXrlHcuzv

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@rubyastari @InvisibleIllpub Thanks for sharing!

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A sandwich is a battery for humans.

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On the upsides of pessimism: https://t.co/GPJKNhnhf1

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Slobbing out and giving up: why are so many people going ‘goblin mode’? https://t.co/GnaaSH0fX8

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What Disposable Coffee Cups Can Teach Us About COVID-19 Waste via @IDEO https://t.co/leYvowDoJq

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#ExcerptsFromAmazon The toy will dance for a few hours, bringing a lifetime of happiness to the child. The appearance is fluffy, and there is a hidden switch in the flowerpot.

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Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5” Adjusted for Late-Stage Capitalism - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency https://t.co/bHWB22nMOP

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You know it's past midnight when you're googling where the term 'Kiss & Ride' comes from.

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Just got an YT ad which opened on a Sims-like scene of a big booty woman vomiting green sludge in a dirty house, and then transitioned into a game of solitaire with chirpy music. I don’t know how to feel. #advertising

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What would you do? https://t.co/qfKsUIFv5f

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Plot twist: '#sliving' = 's-living' = 'simple-living' = 'simple life'.

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What is the point of the word 'forewarning'? What, are you gonna give me a warning AFTER I fall down the hole?

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Dim Dom #PotentialBandName

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Questions I never asked as a kid: How exactly does one 'ride six white horses'?

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An interesting take on the disturbing trend of Pick-Me-ism https://t.co/9TF1HdpHa4

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Error Sandwich #PotentialBandName

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Have you ever noticed how people who say "I hate drama" are usually the people who cause the drama? https://t.co/YDQCctz3k5