We need more of this. It’s always an ugly ass bubble bass ass bitch talking shit. If you gone troll on the internet be prepared to stand on what you said in real life.
My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
How do you split the dinner bill with your postpartum single mother friend who broke up with her baby daddy because she went on a solo trip after her friend dropped out because she didn’t upgrade her to first class because she snuck treats into the movies and embarrassed her.