Mallory Steinmetz

[Mallory Steinmetz @msteinmetz5]

@MinnStMHockey Salt Lake City, Utah

[Mallory Steinmetz @msteinmetz5]

@MinnStMHockey McNeely just got a goal!!

[Mallory Steinmetz @msteinmetz5]

Let’s go Mavericks!
Section 212, Row E, Seats 1 and 2 #grinnellmavericks

[Mallory Steinmetz @msteinmetz5]

Section 212, Row D, Seats 1 and 2 #grinnellmavericks

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Top sheets are unnecessary and dumb and I’m tired of pretending that they aren’t

[hannah PIERCE @gulickhannah]

the problem with people is that they are scared of a virus that 5 out of 372 million americans have got but won’t get their flu shot whenever it kills thousands every flu season. they’re not scared of illness—theyre scared of the news.

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

do you ever have one of those weeks where everything in your life goes wrong to the extent that it’s just kind of funny? like oh another devestating blow???? nice try universe but i actually cannot get anymore stressed out

[Kolton Osterman @kolton_osterman]

Love it when you learn and get tested on MLA format for 4 years then get to college and everything is in APA.

[Ian's Pizza Madison @IansMadison]

Happy #FreePizzaFriday! Retweet this tweet and you’ll be entered to win 8 free slice cards! We’ll pick one lucky follower on Monday! #IansPizza

[Mikaela Oss @mikzter1]

Never trust a Wisconsinite who can’t pronounce:

Oconomowoc
Kaukauna
Waukesha
Wauwatosa
Manitowoc
Wausau
Waupaca
Wautoma
Kewaunee
Sheboygan
Minocqua
Mequon
Suamico
Waunakee
Waupun
Mukwonago
Weyauwega

[Alyssa Tomfohrde @lyssatomfohrde]

some of you never learned how to drive in the snow and it shows

[E @ericoc4]

The second it turns 53° we're outside on the slip n slide getting sunburned

[Drew Franklin @DrewFranklinKSR]

I had lunch with this rock star today! It was fun hearing about all of the places she’s been and all of the exciting stuff ahead. I even talked my way into a shout-out in her Grammy acceptance speech when that day comes.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

October 31st vs. November 1st

[Nicole Tomfohrde @ntomfohrde]

The limit does not exist