Michael Stemmler

Anyone can cook

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

@FrischsBigBoy yo why the Mainliner not serving milkshakes right now?? Drove all this way and now leaving sad

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[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

@HunterOfHunted Okay but what r ur answers

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

PictoChat walked so Zoom could run

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

Quarantine is all fun and games till your mom wants to play Scrabble

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

Corona virus only exists because not all bitches love the gram

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

Everyone be complaining about paying tuition for face-to-face classes when they skipped last Monday to get a beer tower

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

@Madison_Feeley It’s September...

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

@carly_kramer Cool!

[Kyle Kramer @KKramerMU9]

50 days until game 1. ⏳#RespectTheGrind #LoveandHonor

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

@Madison_Feeley I think I’m gonna have to pass on this one...

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

I identify as Gibby from iCarly

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

@masonramsey @_amellllia

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

If classes are not cancelled tomorrow, I will be initiating a peaceful protest. Join me as I stand on the seal, in the nude, so the world may watch as I die within an hour @miamiuniversity

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

Do you remember the iconic catchphrase “zoo wee mama” from Diary of a Wimpy Kid - trying to prove a point

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

Your family punch is just classy jungle juice don’t get ahead of yourself

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

@J_Money5757 How the refs stole Christmas

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

@koolaid @LilJon What a time to be alive

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

@LizaHaehnle Nice picture editing

[Michael Stemmler @mstem228]

What’s Carl Wheezer up to?