Mischievous Mike

voted best mustache of all of the kids in my 9th grade class, including the girls

[Mischievous Mike @mstern68]

Some people's lives are like open books. Mine is like a trashcan without a lid.

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@herprettybones getting the mail is a euphemism 👀

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@herprettybones Those girls are hos

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@herprettybones Serve the hot dog water to thirsty trick or treaters

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@Bob_Janke That's 4x the showroom price when it was new

[Mischievous Mike @mstern68]

@Bob_Janke Why did this take so long to happen?

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@girl_a_whirl @Bob_Janke 🤓

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@girl_a_whirl @Bob_Janke You've got crazy Stacy eyes, I didn't need to Google that

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@Bob_Janke 20 parole denials, five reversals after granted parole and she's finally free with a net worth of 15 million.. let's see what classic crazy looks like in the forthcoming headlines

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@Bob_Janke With a torch

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@johncusack Just watched Better Off Dead with my 17yo, a new family tradition and way of saying "franch fries" has been established

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@MsAshBash420 Too far? 🤓

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@TitterDaily Minions

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@Bob_Janke *my classic '98 Fiero GT nods

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@EVA24011 Ice cream date, sweetie?

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@Bob_Janke https://t.co/f2aUpY2gMt

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@Bob_Janke @JoshMankiewicz @AnneHatfieldVO @nypost For the kids, bob

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@CherBear162 Damn, I still owe you one from 2012...

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@hotmom38 Can I get extra napkins, please?