Mariah Zeerip

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

Woke up today in a beautiful place next to my HUSBAND. Life is good. God is great.❤️ #Zeerips

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

PSA Pam will in fact remove a sticky mouse trap from your child. You are welcome.

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

Netflix really had the nerve to remove Vampire Diaries before I finished watching it for the 22nd time.

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

@ashleyfrendo15 Lol Ella has done that sooooo many times. She’s only done it once in the potty so far and it took a LOT of M&M’s 🤦🏽‍♀️😅

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

Being a parent really teaches you to celebrate the little things in life. Who knew I’d cry literal tears of joy at a turd that finally made it INTO the potty. 🚽 #itsthesmallstuff

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

@ashleyfrendo15 I know right!! Like granny was not lying about these fruits 😂

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

Are peaches actually good or am I just getting that old? 🍑

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

@ashleyfrendo15 and tell me WHY I still have the nerve to think about having a third?🥴

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

postpartum hair regrowth in this humidity has me looking SILLY

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

The audacity of my husband to go into the store for shampoo and come out with BODY WASH. Because it’s bAsIcAlLy ThE sAmE tHiNg🥴. Have I taught him nothing?!

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

Instead of Silly Goose, Ella calls people Funny Ducks and it gets me every time.

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

Me wondering if this is a sign from the universe that I shouldn’t have to have every story on my feed clicked through before I close the app??😅

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

Why instagram making me view the same stories 100 times

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

If I get one load of laundry done, don’t talk to me. I am superior.

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

It is an absolute TALENT to make it through a nail appointment without letting one of your other fingers get in the way of the one the tech is working on. and I am NOT talented.

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

Toddlers really make you not want anything nice in your house. If I can’t hose it off outside after a bowl of spaghetti gets dumped on it then we. can’t. have. it.😅 #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings

[Renaissance Dan @Mr_DrEsquire]

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my middle school year book…I have some devastating news

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

The midwestern urge to have a giant rock in your yard that’s simply ✨decoration✨.

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

@ashleyfrendo15 Yess! Gives me anxiety just thinking about it 😂

[Mariah Zeerip @mstitt20]

Lol why was it so embarrassing to eat in high school. That shit was actually TRAUMATIZING. 😅