Being a parent really teaches you to celebrate the little things in life. Who knew I’d cry literal tears of joy at a turd that finally made it INTO the potty. 🚽 #itsthesmallstuff
The audacity of my husband to go into the store for shampoo and come out with BODY WASH. Because it’s bAsIcAlLy ThE sAmE tHiNg🥴. Have I taught him nothing?!
It is an absolute TALENT to make it through a nail appointment without letting one of your other fingers get in the way of the one the tech is working on. and I am NOT talented.
Toddlers really make you not want anything nice in your house. If I can’t hose it off outside after a bowl of spaghetti gets dumped on it then we. can’t. have. it.😅 #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings