Mike Storeshaw

Husband to @nicolestoreshaw, dad to two amazing boys. Lock forward. Underqualified coach. A couple other sentence fragments. Separated by periods.

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@TylerKepner These always impress me but there's something about pulling Solano for Silver Slugger that is making my head spin, no wonder we all just collectively blocked 2020 out of our memories

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@markdjarvis Couldn't possibly be anyone but The Sports Ruiner ™️

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@MikeBeauvais Highly unlikely Baby Billy just passes up a chance at a payday, Mike. Be serious

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@BreakenridgeYEG This is the first one for me where it was a tough choice... they are going to get tougher when you narrow the brackets down!

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@JoshuaHowsam 7 run game in the 8th and you can't take them with you? He was clearly safe even in real time

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@JoshuaHowsam In hindsight, is the situation here that he was badly fooling hitters for like three months with one really good pitch, which was A) never in the zone out of the hand, and B) easy to identify once you figured that out? It all got so bad so fast with guys laying off everything

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

In 1973, if you were 19 years old, it was imprtant to look like a guy who has already been married three times but got to keep the van through all the divorces

[Mike Commito @mikecommito]

On this day in 1973, the @NYIslanders used the first overall pick in the Amateur Draft to select Denis Potvin from @Ottawa67sHockey #Hockey365 #Isles

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

If we're being generous, I've heard of four of these people, but that's only if William Prince and Prince William are the same guy. Otherwise I'm clocking in at three

[Ben Steiner @BenSteiner00]

FIFA confirms the Opening Ceremony for #CanMNT v Bosnia World Cup opener on June 12.

- Alanis Morissette 🇨🇦
- Alessia Cara 🇨🇦
- Elyanna 🇵🇸
- Jessie Reyez 🇨🇦
- Michael Bublé🇨🇦
- Nora Fatehi 🇨🇦
- Sanjoy 🇮🇳
- Vegedream 🇫🇷
- William Prince🇨🇦

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@JohnnyGiunta_ So I'm probably much older than you but this was Halladay pretty much every five days. He was incredible in his prime.

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@JoshuaHowsam Heh... not saying it's a *charitable* explanation. But I'm going with the "he's a human being, who had to get up early on Sunday to manage for the 10th day in a row, asked his backup catcher to do ONE THING to keep his backup-backup catcher off his feet, and he couldn't do it"

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@JoshuaHowsam Yep... which goes to the point of: maybe it *was* meant to be a full day off for Valenzuela, but Schneider just got pissed off after the one-pitch AB in that spot. Maybe at Heineman, maybe at himself for letting him hit, maybe a little from column A and a little from column B.

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@JoshuaHowsam I really wonder if Schneider just got a bit heated and made an angry decision to yank Heineman after the weak AB... since none of it seems particularly rational, maybe it was just emotion in the moment. Hence the lack of effort explain beyond "manager's decision".

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@ditzkoff

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Might try running a marathon now that I know it can be done in less than two hours

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@greggtmasterson That thing looks like it's made out of white kitchen garbage bags

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@RobSilver My old man recreational rugby team is called the Ottawa Senators, but in fairness the club took the name maybe ten years before the hockey team came back. But still, don't tell them, in case they're litigious...

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@davidakin He's been bad but I don't think they're gonna just DFA him and eat two years / $22 million. They're pretty stuck with him at the moment.

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@jamesfburnett @ctvottawa @JamesValcke Yes. Just slow down. There were a million signs telling you that the most conspicuous camera you've ever encountered was coming up. Again -- this was a voluntary tax on stupid people. Or if not stupid, then just not paying attention, which might be worse.

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@jamesfburnett @ctvottawa @JamesValcke Just pointing out that speeding in a school zone did indeed result in a fatality. Speeding makes them less safe. I was fully in favour of a voluntary tax on stupid people who speed through them. There was a foolproof way to avoid the fines.

[Mike Storeshaw @mstoreshaw]

@jamesfburnett @ctvottawa @JamesValcke A crossing guard was killed in a school zone in Ottawa three weeks ago at eight o'clock in the morning.