Master Queef

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POV: You’re going into Applebee’s while I’m being escorted out for drinking 25 $5 margaritas and helping myself to other people’s food

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And Seth Jarvis

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I’m happy for Taylor Hall

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@Fins_Panthers72 @Laff1K @puckempire I wish this app had a dislike button so I could accurately express that I’m not on anyone’s side here, all I wanted to do was rage bait some Canadians, not get involved in the dumbest internet beef this side of the Mississippi

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@sammadstelei @lmfaohabs @Laff1K @puckempire Also 2 things if I was using burners wouldn’t it make sense to follow myself with said burners, second thing, how the fuck does one check the like list on a comment. I’m not tech savvy and I generally don’t understand how these things work.

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@sammadstelei @lmfaohabs @Laff1K @puckempire I didn’t realize this was directed at me, this whole chain of comments is getting to long to track

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@Fins_Panthers72 @Laff1K @puckempire @Fins_Panthers72 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I DON’T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR RANDOM INTERNET PEDOPHILE BEEF.

I AM SIMPLY HERE TO TWEET INTO THE VOID AND OCCASIONALLY RAGE BAIT OTHER HOCKEY FAN BASES LEAVE ME AND MINE ALONE!

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@Laff1K @sammadstelei @lmfaohabs @puckempire Something bigger than all of us I’m afraid. A force of nature, something that defies all logic and the laws of physics as we know them.

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@sammadstelei @lmfaohabs @Laff1K @puckempire @sammadstelei DON’T IGNORE ME COWARD, TELL ME I’M PRETTY AND TAKE ME TO FOREIGN LANDS!!

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@sammadstelei @lmfaohabs @Laff1K @puckempire @sammadstelei I’m gonna kiss you so hard if I ever meet you. I swear to god I’ll do it.

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@sammadstelei @Fins_Panthers72 @Laff1K @puckempire YOU AND YOUR LUSCIOUS LOCKS AND YOUR COOL LITTLE MOTORCYCLE NEED TO TAKE THIS ELSEWHERE!!!!!!

THIS ISA FAMILY ESTABLISHMENT GOD DAMN IT!

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@sammadstelei @lmfaohabs @Laff1K @puckempire This is me and @lmfaohabs now

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@lmfaohabs @sammadstelei @Laff1K @puckempire @lmfaohabs

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@lmfaohabs @sammadstelei @Laff1K @puckempire @lmfaohabs

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@lmfaohabs @sammadstelei @Laff1K @puckempire @Fins_Panthers72 STOP THIS MADNESS KEEP YOUR RANDOM PEDOPHILE BEEF AWAY FROM MY RAGE BAIT HOCKEY TWEETS AND COMMENTS!

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@lmfaohabs @sammadstelei @Laff1K @puckempire @lmfaohabs look it appears we’ve been inserted into a pre-existing internet beef, we are simply their pawns! BREAK FREE FROM THE CHAINS OF OPPRESSION BROTHER!

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@lmfaohabs @sammadstelei @Laff1K @puckempire That guy is reusing an old screen shot and I can prove it your honor!

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@sammadstelei @lmfaohabs @Laff1K @puckempire Alright buddy you need to find a different screen shot to use when accusing someone of using a burner, I can see I’m not the first