Mike Strauss

tinkerer and butcher of guitars.

[Mike Strauss @Mstrauss86]

@afferent_input @drmistercody I mean Jesus did say prayer should be private so maybe not.

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@john_uk49 @MarkHamill 1) Both can be in the wrong.
2) male pattern baldness is different from alopecia.
3) being a bald man isn't seen as 'wrong' being a bald woman often is (it shouldn't be)
And 4) maybe bald jokes aimed at men aren't funny either.

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Finally got my copy of #superstate looks absolutely amazing. But where the hell is the vinyl that it was meant to ship with?!

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@drmistercody Chris Pratt has never come across as the smartest cookie.

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@marcorubio Sounds like collectivism to me. You turning commie?

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@marcorubio How have you ever held office with a brain made of cheese.

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@Borislimbas @thunderf00t @DJSnM @MedCrisis @TrevorMahlmann I read it more as "the letter I got sounded like this: [insert gangster talk].

Either way badly phrased.

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@elonmusk for someone who says they need to work whilst they're meant to be looking after their kid you sure do spend a lot of time on twitter.

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@agw1437 @nationaltrust @UNESCO It's the national trust. It's literally their job to educate us.

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@DOB_INC I was wondering how Swaim and Bowie were doing.

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@kayli_xo Yes

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I heard @HamillHimself did his own fighting in Last Jedi and @dailyadamdriver couldn't keep up. #skywalkerlimbo

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Watching his streams I'd say that since leaving @FunhausTeam I'm sure @brucegreene has it figured out. Work from home in vest without pants. #jealous #youtuber #streaming

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This song proves that @GroovyBruce was the perfect choice to play Elvis.
https://t.co/NYgZdu6sJr

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@getplayedpod just thought you guys would like to know that the Surgeon Simulator theme is inspired by this beaut of a theme tune https://t.co/kgtjN3Lr6X

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@BurgerKingUK what did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? #Halloumi!

Why have you taken the halloumi burger off the menu. It was the best cheeseburger you've done.

#bringbackhalloumiburger #sadtimes

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If @paulhollywood likes bread so much why is his tortilla recipe is so rubbish.

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@bastardspod was hoping you'd do a Tommy Robinson episode. Great work!

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@thedollop can Gareth's mum start her own podcast?

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@northernassist It's alright I managed to ge through to someone and they took my details. Ta.

[Mike Strauss @Mstrauss86]

@northernassist hi team, can you assist with a lost property enquiry? The phone lines appear to be packed.