Mstrmaxmayhem

Deciding to be more optimistic and creating my own hopeful reality.

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@__AndileN @Hlaha8610241 I think its like missing kids on milk cartons. Missing dads on nappies?

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Lol, currently all tied 🤣 in more ways than one

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Well, my banner ended up a bit drastic. Put up another poll for next week?

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@melancholytiago Lol. I feel that in my bones.

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@ChikafaJnr Go to any wedding you want. Just pick a random name and if anyone asks who you are say you're they're cousin. Everyone will assume your fake cousin knows someone and you won't have to pretend to know anything or anyone.

#lifeadvice
#freefood
#wedding

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Well, my banner ended up a bit drastic. Put up another poll for next week?

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@resilientmoon @Fact @Hlaha8610241 No but being blessed, they will find it easy to convince men to buy them dinner, jewellery or even lay their rent. Hence the bump to the bank account

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@resilientmoon @Fact @Hlaha8610241 Lol it was more about women with large breasts cashing in. But any girl cashing in on her beauty I assume works. Although you will get to live a bit longer with your money

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@ChikafaJnr Any good decision deserves to be made drunk. A few glasses of wine is all it needs.

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@RubenARex1 Or the intentions are genuine. Just not necessarily intending what he tells you he's intending.

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@ayanda_yandiey_ @Hlaha8610241 Be careful. If a side girl reads this tweet, they will think they are doing God's work 🤣🤣🤣

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@DreamsSarcastic But im sure if you asked your doctor what time he got off work he'd still have sex with you. Don't give up hope.

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@Jackson_Owago I need more of these positive messages on my timeline as I become a go to proactive person.

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This is so true. I recently helped a blind man take 20 pounds out of his account through the ATM and got a free 100 pounds.

Good things come to good people.

#blessed
#saintly
#cash

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Do good for others. It will come back in unexpected ways.

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@iamabhishek_j Glad to hear it

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@Buhlenomuhle @andileshabangu4 Reminds me of a joke I know 😉

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It's just a good job I couldn't find my bow tie

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Done. New header

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Not posted in weeks. What should I return with?

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Will sort later today