michael

twitter and being called michael

[Neet @neet_sol]

ur 22 bro

breathe

it’s already over

[michael @mstuart97]

@dca20000 @CinemaaNow i disagree with your opinion

[michael @mstuart97]

@notallbhas wasn't it filmed in 2023? i know you prolly mean aesthetically/thematically/etc but still

[abdullah @odynheimer]

don’t kill yourself dune part three is coming out in two months

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[dominique☼ @saokodomi]

when you finish a baby driver rewatch

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

Why did gatsby not just reply to daisy’s story with “need that 😮‍💨”? Is he stupid?

[michael @mstuart97]

@AustinAbbott sit one: nico collins, parker washington, tetairoa mcmillan, christian watson

[Big Head Hockey @bigheadhcky]

Career goals:

894 — Wayne Gretzky
1 — James Hagens

Wow.

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Holiday dates LEAKED

Halloween - 10/31
Thanksgiving - 11/26
Christmas - 12/25
New Years - 1/1

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterley’s family, friends and fans.

[Hivemind @hivemindassoc]

bank account

[michael @mstuart97]

looking at old pics of my friend and i partying thinking the world we threw up in no longer exists

[michael @mstuart97]

@afewsmalbeers calling u wendy bc ur 4/4 goat

[michael @mstuart97]

@serpentskirrrrt run away with me, purple rain, untouched, midnight in harlem, archangel, stuck on you, dance yrself clean, champagne supernova, how to disappear completely, once in a lifetime, toxicity should all be at least in the conversation

[🔻 Anzu ☭ @quirked_up_anzu]

Farting away a tummy ache lowkey feels better than cumming

[michael @mstuart97]

@JFreshHockey mark scheifele disrespect on my timeline

[Hermit Thrush Ⓜ️ @Hermit_Thrush]

You know what? Fuck it. I'm sharing my one-time code. It's 284495

[Scorigami @ScorigamiGuy]

GB 22 - MIN 39

🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨

That is the 1097th unique score in NFL history, and the 2nd of the 2026 season.