Ryan Mallard

a Ryan named Mallard

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

Goosebumps are just skin boners

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

To get an A-graded mock draft, you cannot pick a single player you like.

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

Can I just follow Winnie the Pooh on instagram without it immediately being at the front of the story line?

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

@BSilver92 Laporta dead

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

Old Microsoft Teams recordings are my white noise of choice

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

Rumor Milwaukee Social Club

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

Milwaukee Talkie Social Club

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

When is Nickelodeon going to file for copyright infringement

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

Of course you can record this teams meeting! You must also enjoy listening to static.

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

The new roaring 20’s are sick

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

My favorite thing in Fortnite is finding the audio files that help me catch up on lore

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

AI can take our jobs, but it will never take our slop.

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

@FBGreatMoments Bubba Franks

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

If you saw me quickly go on mute then come off mute I farted

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

DAVE LETTERMAN: Paul, the New York Mets have lost 12 straight now. Yikes.

PAUL SHAFFER: The NL East.

DAVE LETTERMAN: Right now, the hookers in Times Square are offering a Mets special where they just leave you stranded in scoring position.

PAUL SHAFFER: *plays “Centerfield”*

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

A monocle’d peanut implies the existence of a mustachioed pistachio

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

A male chicken is called a chucken.

[Ryan Mallard @msumallard]

I’m not running the garbage disposal. I’m making a sewer smoothie.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Jeopardy: It's time for final Jeopardy

Also Jeopardy: See you next time on Jeopardy